Good to see humour alive and well on Bluemoon, vis a vis the votes for Zinchenko. Receive ball in space. Feint to go outside full back, but lacking the pace to do so, either turn and lay the ball backwards, killing any impetus we might have had, or try and cross the ball from too steep an angle straight into the defender’s leg.....over and over and over again. Torturous to watch. Foden the pick of a poor bunch, followed by a lively cameo by Jesus. We have got to buy a proper centre forward, cos the kid (Jesus) can’t do it on his own, and we’ve got to buy a left back, cos if I have to watch Zinchenko do that for 90 minutes again, I’ll end up clawing my own eyes out