From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues
Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.