Man United (H) | Pre-Match Thread

[kaz7]

Oh you typed ffs, how very fucking witty. It isn’t famous City humour, it’s the snide shite that a small minority of fans give out, Johnny Crossan used to get it, Paul Power did, Richard Edgehill did, Ilkay Gundogan did, Riyadh Mahrez does. It simply isn’t humour because it isn’t funny. It’s fucking dull and it’s fucking sad

Get your blood pressure checked

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Oh you typed ffs, how very fucking witty. It isn’t famous City humour, it’s the snide shite that a small minority of fans give out, Johnny Crossan used to get it, Paul Power did, Richard Edgehill did, Ilkay Gundogan did, Riyadh Mahrez does. It simply isn’t humour because it isn’t funny. It’s fucking dull and it’s fucking sad

I hate it n’all. It’s unfunny bollocks.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

It’s a shame init, imagine how good the atmosphere would of been today

Indeed. Even a good win won’t feel a fraction as good as it would it we were in the ground!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Oh you typed ffs, how very fucking witty. It isn’t famous City humour, it’s the snide shite that a small minority of fans give out, Johnny Crossan used to get it, Paul Power did, Richard Edgehill did, Ilkay Gundogan did, Riyadh Mahrez does. It simply isn’t humour because it isn’t funny. It’s fucking dull and it’s fucking sad

You do realise ‘City humour’ isn’t necessarily geared towards making people roll around on the floor laughing? I think you’re getting a tad too worked up about it. Maybe just ignore it, there’s plenty of other things to get annoyed about Im sure.

 

[Chi-town blues]

2 hours 20 minutes to go and i’m bored.
Come on kun leak the team sheet ffs :)

 

[@BluePhil8]

I hate derbies.
Brilliant if we win.
Shit if we lose.
Hope we win the next 3 to take a record from Bayern but I worry that it will be a rerun of the 3-2 home defeat 2 seasons ago.

I’m not being arrogant but I’m gobsmacked people think Stones and Dias will let in 3 goals in a game.

 

[why me? Blue Manchester]

Please please please can we ruin football a bit more and stuff these twats today.

Yeah please lets boil more piss lol

 

[mancityvstoke]

Love to see their faces today...........especially lego head

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Oh you typed ffs, how very fucking witty. It isn’t famous City humour, it’s the snide shite that a small minority of fans give out, Johnny Crossan used to get it, Paul Power did, Richard Edgehill did, Ilkay Gundogan did, Riyadh Mahrez does. It simply isn’t humour because it isn’t funny. It’s fucking dull and it’s fucking sad

FFS.

 

[BringBackSwales]

FFS.

Oh how I laughed. And to think all that time I thought people typing FFS about a City player wasn’t funny, and now I realise it’s just me who doesn’t see how fucking hilarious it really is

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

FUCK OFF YOU REDS!!

You red bastards you red bastards

When the red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along...............

My father said to me one day, is it red or blue for you,

 

[BringBackSwales]

Get your blood pressure checked

Back to your benny hill videos, you and your cutting edge sense of humour

 

[Eccles Blue]

The Boys in Blue never give in. They fight to the end. COME ON CITY, COME ON CITY.











Early today as my sister is Zoom calling me from French France (family saying) and she's usually on for at least 2 hours and then I am going back in my garden. (If it isn't dark!!)

 

[yankblue]

Getting a bit nervy for this one. No matter how shit they are, no matter how dominant we become, I think Ill always get nervous for this

Still think well play the off the pitch

 

[city986]

God this is shite I should just be leaving the pub now making my way to the ground, get in, get the beers in, go on the spirals have a drink and a fag spotting the vermin sneaking in god I miss it on the plus side we won't need rentakill to clean the ground afterwards, fuck it city do your job today and batter the shit out of them

 

[bluealf]

I’m not being arrogant but I’m gobsmacked people think Stones and Dias will let in 3 goals in a game.

Nothing they will be able to do about a VAR inspired Alty Taylor and the Penalty king

 

[ws01]

Nerves starting to kick in now

FOOKING BATTER THE C**TS!!!!!!!

 

[@BluePhil8]

I think 3-0 to city at half time and full time. Typical reserve energy second half.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Oh how I laughed. And to think all that time I thought people typing FFS about a City player wasn’t funny, and now I realise it’s just me who doesn’t see how fucking hilarious it really is

Humour is subjective.

 

[kaz7]

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