Manchester City v Man Utd semi Final first Leg Live

[lee-mcfc]

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Ref stops the game as nelson mandela takes to the feild to reward Ryan Giggs with the Nobel Peace Prize for december and dosent he deserve it...

PMSL!! now that made me laughh.

 

[Freestyler]

13 minutes

As city take a 1-0 lead in the game, trouble towards the south stand/colin bell stand corner erupts, the notorious united under 14's M.I.B start to throw the toys out the pram, the lad leading the group is described to be about 12 years old, one member of the crowd from the colin bell stand had this to say 'from where i'm sat, i couldn't see much, just a few rattles and a few toys being thrown about, they were all dressed in black and looked very intimidating but either way it was looking pwoper nawty'.

 

[MCC]

10mins - Baconface has been sent to the stands for breaking Premier League rules by swigging from a bottle of bells on the touchline. He has been replaced by a giant inflatable penis.

 

[PowderBlue]

14 mins Mancini's number 2, Big Mals Cigar, squares up to Kiam06 who has been bad-mouthing him from the crowd. In fact he is the crowd.

 

[fozziebear]

rooney stops running................he is distracted by an oap streaker running on to the pitch,thinks about offering £50 for a shag for a moment then breaks down in tears when he realises the streaker was fergie and he was naked cos city fans tried to set fire to him.

 

[rickmcfc]

16 minutes. The referee "accidently" twats the ball into the city goal. He celebrates by joining baconface in a "shot" of Glenlivet on the touchline. Given protests to the fourth official who tells him to "fuck off"

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

15 mins... Beauty of a ball into the corner for our "guest" striker to chase, damn, the ball is going out, no wait, Gary chuckle has kept it in, he's been robbed by the "guest" GOAT..... GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[CheethamHillBlue]

10mins - Baconface has been sent to the stands for breaking Premier League rules by swigging from a bottle of bells on the touchline. He has been replaced by a giant inflatable penis.

"Sorry, it's still Fergie"

 

[fozziebear]

lucky escape for city there,berbatov faced with an open goal and the ball at his feet decides to sit down and make a neclace out of daisies.he gets a pat on the head from kompany,what sportsmanship! what a game!

 

[allan harper]

John o shae is warming up on the touch line