Manchester United Jokes

[MCFC Glynn]

thought it would be good leading up to the semi final if we get some banter going,

so let me be the first to start:

Michael Barrymore has offered Manchester United £1 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 assholes jumping up and down.


gets coat and leaves......

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

he wasn't worth £25 million

 

[davymcfc]

owens better than tevez

 

[Seosa]

Giggs deserved all of the personal accolades he won in the past year

 

[NPBlue]

Manchester United.

The name is a joke in itself at the moment, Heh Heh.

 

[wearethesouthstand]

so this mancunian walks into old trafford....

 

[bluwes]

Ryan Giggs is straight cos he has a wife.

 

[wearethesouthstand]

Ryan Giggs is straight cos he has a wife.

wonder if he's stopped the wife-beating now

 

[werenotreallyhere]

This United fan buys a ticket to go to Old Trafford...........

 

[r.soleofsalford]

kid takes swig out of bottle of milk, and says in a scouse accent. "manchester united who are they".