Marios Chicken Hat Is The Best

[city_boy_lee]

PS can these be purchased yet? I'd kill for one.

 

[Carver]

I want one for skiing:

definitely pull a few chicks in one, cock o' the resort!

I look ugly enough as it is in a helmet and goggles!

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

He bought it at the Manchester Christmas Market...they are made by Inspired Earth

Contact details below

Helen@Inspired Earth, Cromford, Derbyshire. Tel 01629 823659

 

[Pride of Chadderton]

Mario's chicken hat is the best
He took a dump on Sophie Reade's chest
Gary Neville is a fucking ugly twat
Mario's chicken hat!

:P

We have a winner

 

[nikatomcfc]

I want to buy one

does anyone know where can i get it?

 

[Carver]

Someone had asked on wikianswers or something like that and the bloke from the company posted...

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.inspired-earth.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.inspired-earth.com</a>

Checked it and unfortunately their website is offline at the moment as they are at the international spring fair at the NEC until tomorrow.

Evidently they were £15 before.

 

[nedums noodles]

PS can these be purchased yet? I'd kill for one.

could these be the new bananas?very amusing if so.

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Ok I think I have the definitive version now...taken from a mix of a couple of the suggestions...

Mario's Chicken Hat Is The Best
It's Better Than A Snood Or A Veeeeest
We Don't Care If He Looks Like A Twat
Super Mario's Chicken Hat

What do you reckon?

 

[Numptyed]

Ok I think I have the definitive version now...taken from a mix of a couple of the suggestions...

Mario's Chicken Hat Is The Best
It's Better Than A Snood Or A Veeeeest
We Don't Care If He Looks Like A Twat
Super Mario's Chicken Hat

What do you reckon?

Mario's Chicken Hat Is quite outrageous,
Hes fucked up dress sense is contagious,
We all want a chicken hat
A Super Mario Chicken Hat

 

[Shands]

Mario's Chicken Hat is the best
It sticks 5 fingers up to all the rest
It's better than a bowler or flat cap
It's Balotelli's Chicken Hat!

 

[bigbadbrad]

up the premier league we go,
with carlos tevez and mario,
doesnt matter which one will score,
your in the team that we adore - CITY CITY CITY

 

[Wheelsy]

Mario's chicken hat is the best
Designed to look like a rooster's crest
Twenty-five quid with the added VAT
Mario's chicken hat

 

[persvenality cult]

Wheelsy's Mario Hat Song's The Best
Even if it's a comb, not a crest
Only a twat would say that it's wrong
Wheelsy's Mari-o Hat Song

 

[Shands]

Wheelsy's Mario Hat Song's The Best
Even if it's a comb, not a crest
Only a twat would say that it's wrong
Wheelsy's Mari-o Hat Song

Counterfly (Chick) entered Mario's song thread
and left poor Wheelsy's hat song there in shreds
His farmyard anatomy lesson may be why
Our Wheelsy now hates Counterfly!

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Wheelsy's Mario Hat Song's The Best
Even if it's a comb, not a crest
Only a twat would say that it's wrong
Wheelsy's Mari-o Hat Song

Counterfly (Chick) entered Mario's song thread
and left poor Wheelsy's hat song there in shreds
His farmyard anatomy lesson may be why
Our Wheelsy now hates Counterfly!

Shands super Mario song is ringing true
If I were Wheelsy i'd not trust Chick too
I'd be more inclined to wheelie bin a cat
Mario's Chicken Hat

 

[Wheelsy]

Wheelsy's Mario Hat Song's The Best
Even if it's a comb, not a crest
Only a twat would say that it's wrong
Wheelsy's Mari-o Hat Song

Counterfly (Chick) entered Mario's song thread
and left poor Wheelsy's hat song there in shreds
His farmyard anatomy lesson may be why
Our Wheelsy now hates Counterfly!

This thread has descended in to farce
I don't know a chicken's elbow from its arse
And I couldn't give a toss about the hat
As long as you vote for Matt!

 

[Goater's Shin]

Counterfly (Chick) entered Mario's song thread
and left poor Wheelsy's hat song there in shreds
His farmyard anatomy lesson may be why
Our Wheelsy now hates Counterfly!

This thread has descended in to farce
I don't know a chicken's elbow from its arse
And I couldn't give a toss about the hat
As long as you vote for Matt!

Shameless plug in an irrelevant thread,
Nowt to do with what's on Mario's head,
You should all stop fighting wrongs with wrongs,
And stop making up Mario's Hat songs.

 

[Numptyed]

Mario's Chicken Hat Is quite outrageous,
Hes fucked up dress sense is contagious,
Sophie Reade want's to be his lover
And Micah Richards his twin brother

 

[Gelsons Dad]

Mario's chicken hat is the best
It goes down from his head to his chest
It is better than Robbie and Take That
Mario's chicken hat



A closer homage to the original classic.

 

[blue1969]

Mario's Chicken Hat Is The Best
It's Better Than A Snood Or A Veeeeest
He wears it to take the piss out the press
Super Mario's Chicken Hat