Martin Tyler

Coljj

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I liked his call for Brentfords 2nd... "and he joins the pussy in the middle"
 

Jesus2020

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And its live. fuck off Tyler. Proper loves himself.

Shit commentator too. City scored an absolute world class once in a life time goal once and he reacted like he'd just been shown live footage of the lamb he'd eaten for dinner that day squealing as it's parents bleated and rammed their head against the cage it was in as it was cut open alive before being cooked for him to eat. Contrast that to when Utd scored a tap in and he reacted like he's just heard number 5 read out on the lottery as the last number he needed to win 15 million quid and his wife had been told that day she had a rare form of cancer that could only be cured privately and at a cost of 1 million
 

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And its live. fuck off Tyler. Proper loves himself.

Shit commentator too. City scored an absolute world class once in a life time goal once and he reacted like he'd just been shown live footage of the lamb he'd eaten for dinner that day squealing as it's parents bleated and rammed their head against the cage it was in as it was cut open alive before being cooked for him to eat. Contrast that to when Utd scored a tap in and he reacted like he's just heard number 5 read out on the lottery as the last number he needed to win 15 million quid and his wife had been told that day she had a rare form of cancer that could only be cured privately and at a cost of 1 million
Well that tailed off quickly!
 

Jesus2020

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And its live. fuck off Tyler. Proper loves himself.

Shit commentator too. City scored an absolute world class once in a life time goal once and he reacted like he'd just been shown live footage of the lamb he'd eaten for dinner that day squealing as it's parents bleated and rammed their head against the cage it was in as it was cut open alive before being cooked for him to eat. Contrast that to when Utd scored a tap in and he reacted like he's just heard number 5 read out on the lottery as the last number he needed to win 15 million quid and his wife had been told that day she had a rare form of cancer that could only be cured privately and at a cost of 1 million
Back of Jeanette. Had to quote this for that. What a username!
 

CC1

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He gets worse every week. No contribution to the commentary - just a monologue of stats dug out for him by some back room staff. He really believes he’s there to prattle on all game.

Why don’t Sky realise he’s finished & nobody can stand him.
 

mat

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He gets worse every week. No contribution to the commentary - just a monologue of stats dug out for him by some back room staff. He really believes he’s there to prattle on all game.

Why don’t Sky realise he’s finished & nobody can stand him.
He's "The Voice of Sky Sports."

Only go on his terms like Motty did with the BBC.
 

CC1

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He's "The Voice of Sky Sports."

Only go on his terms like Motty did with the BBC.


Hahaha- the irritating “Voice……”. Unlike Motty though, nobody can stand Tyler
 

Kippax77

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Tyler's voice really is bad enough but at least we don't see much of his mush.
Last time I saw it, he looked like Gary Oldman playing Count Dracula
 

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