Mary, Mary, quite contrary. How does your garden grow?

[KS55]

That's an impressive list of veg there pal. Just wondering what you do with a marrow though, fuck it?

Full size marrows are deadly dull. Best picked when young, just bake them whole or slice and saute, with rosemary.
Edit. Oh the flowers are good, battered and fried.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Full size marrows are deadly dull. Best picked when young, just bake them whole or slice and saute, with rosemary.
Edit. Oh the flowers are good, battered and fried.

Never mind that pal, what about fucking a marrow. Surely we have a fruit n' veg pervert on here, there must be ?

 

[Barcon]

I thought this was going to be about the return of the bush.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Bone or vegetable?
Try this for the latter Moussaka Stuffed Marrow Recipe - Great British Chefs and this Bulalo Recipe (panlasangpinoy.com) for the former

I ?tend to chop horizontally and carve out the inner seeds then you have like two hollow canoes.
Poke holes in the flesh then cover it with herbs and spices, after about 40 minutes in oven add breadcrumbs and finally melt cheese over the top.

I got a sub for great British chefs as a present. What do you think of it?

 

[KS55]

Never mind that pal, what about fucking a marrow. Surely we have a fruit n' veg pervert on here, there must be ?

Oscar Wilde said:
For children, get a girl.
For pleasure, a boy.
For ecstasy, a melon.

 

[Marklr]

I thought this was going to be about the return of the bush.

 

[Barcon]

Oscar Wilde said:
For children, get a girl.
For pleasure, a boy.
For ecstasy, a melon.

Sounds like a nonce that fucked fruit to me.

 

[talkativesprout]

I`m surprised you don`t do sprouts.

That would be cannibalism ;)

Barry the Talkative Timesprout is a time traveling super hero he ain't no ordinary Veg.

 

[MadchesterCity]

With the late spring we've had this season, been some bumper crops and disappointments.

Success: Cucumbers, Courgettes, Marrows (huge), potatoes, Rhubarb, Kale, peas, carrots, salads and herbs.

Cucumbers have an amazing pickled taste to them

Fails: runner beans hardly came at all, still far too small and not flowered.

How you getting on?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Oscar Wilde said:
For children, get a girl.
For pleasure, a boy.
For ecstasy, a melon.

It comes from this novel:


Melon for Ecstasy is a 1971 novel written by John Fortune and John Wells. The title is derived from a fictional Turkish proverb, "A woman for duty / A boy for pleasure / But a melon for ecstasy."

A Melon for Ecstasy - Wikipedia

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