Match of the Day - 2017/18

[BackofJeanette]

Does it begin with an "F" in Stokeland?

 

[jrb]

I'm trying to gloss over my mistake.

 

[jrb]

Just tell us what you're going on about and what Keown and Wright have to do with it.

Watch MOTD.

 

[grifter]

Great player on his day is Arnautovic. Pleased to see him battering the bitter Stokies today.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

shit that really, brushing over those incidents when Alli and Kane should have been vilified

They are English. What did you expect?

 

[TonyM]

"Obviously"

:-)

 

[aguero93:20]

Murray needs banned too, diving ****.

 

[BigOscar]

Fair play for being so high up the table and all, but Jesus Christ Burnley must be the dullest team in the history of the premier league. They've scored less than a goal a game and they're in 5th!

Take out the farcical opening day 3-2 against Chelsea and they've only been involved in 2 games where more than 2 goals have gone in! (one of them being us beating them 3-0) They've only scored 2 goals in a game 4 times this year and only conceded 2 in a game twice! Astonishingly consistently dull, almost playing in binary

 

[kippaxwarrior]

What did Hughsie shout at him when he got subbed???

You weren't dynamic enough

 

[sir baconface]

EASELly the best thread on BM.

 

[Pam]

Great player on his day is Arnautovic. Pleased to see him battering the bitter Stokies today.

Twelve fingered, banjo strumming twats.

 

[mccity]

So what did Arnautovic do piss of Stoke? I've clearly missed something.

Or are Stoke fans just bitter?

 

[mscenterh750]

hughes getting what he deserves his football is well outdated

Like his hair the glam rock fucker

 

[mscenterh750]

Twelve fingered, banjo strumming twats.

Hang fire I had 15 at last count and play a lekky guitar.

 

[duckman]

should buy zaha

 

[Silva_Spell]

Knew this thread was gonna descend into one of those shitty pun fests

Bunch of fucking warhols

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I've had the biggest laugh of the week. Thank you, Davey. Wee Davey: I didn't think he dived!

I can see where Davey is coming from. The absence of any splash when Lanzini hit the water, no diving board for miles around, and the absence of a fetid atmosphere of a swimming bath would make most people think it wasn't a dive.

 

[schfc6]

I've had the biggest laugh of the week. Thank you, Davey. Wee Davey: I didn't think he dived!

I can see where Davey is coming from. The absence of any splash when Lanzini hit the water, no diving board for miles around, and the absence of a fetid atmosphere of a swimming bath would make most people think it wasn't a dive.

If you want to up your daily dose of hilarity, watch Sunday Suppliment, Custis believes Herrera didn't dive and it was a pen.

 

[Southern]

Just seen Keown implying Deeney's wasn't a red. Clueless

 

[G-Star Medium Rare]

Sue Smith comes across as a good pundit ( despite the Scouse accent) Much better than that Muppet Ian Wright on MOTD for e.g.