Match of the Day - 2017/18

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I don't often watch MOTD but when i do i sit in the bath with the Jacuzzi function on and a platter of cheese, grapes, and olives. All washed down with a 2009 chateauneuf du pape that i must say is lovely.
Where were you planning to put the grapes and olives? :-p
 
On 5live straight after the game neville said about the penalty that is was a dive but changed his mind for motd


Edit, forgot to call him a ****, the ****.
 
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Fair play to MOTD. It seems a slight refreshing breeze has entered the studio. Can't wait for the full fledged hurricane Guardiola to rip through there!
 
I was at the game today and everyone near me thought we should have had a second penalty in the first half for hand ball.
I have not seen any mention of it, was it an optical allusion or did I dream it.

Clear as day to me in the 3rd tier. Replay drew shocked gasps that a penalty wasn't given, could've been 2 - 0 before HT.
 
On 5live straight after the game neville said about the penalty that is was a dive but changed his mind for motd


Edit, forgot to call him a ****, the ****.

People only have to look at what happened, FFS! Pope trapped Bernardo's foot under his knee. It's called 'holding'. The Laws of the Game sanction it with a direct free kick. Tough titty for Burnley that it was inside the penalty area.

I must admit I did laugh at Sean Dyche doing his stint as warm up comedian at the Ardwick Hippodrome. His description of what Bernardo did had me thinking of a triple salchow executed from a trampoline and landing on the gasometer at t'other end of Blue Car Park!
 
People only have to look at what happened, FFS! Pope trapped Bernardo's foot under his knee. It's called 'holding'. The Laws of the Game sanction it with a direct free kick. Tough titty for Burnley that it was inside the penalty area.

I must admit I did laugh at Sean Dyche doing his stint as warm up comedian at the Ardwick Hippodrome. His description of what Bernardo did had me thinking of a triple salchow executed from a trampoline and landing on the gasometer at t'other end of Blue Car Park!
You know what type of team you've played, when the their manager confessed to kicking his kids in the garden.
 
Clear as day to me in the 3rd tier. Replay drew shocked gasps that a penalty wasn't given, could've been 2 - 0 before HT.

That's what I thought I saw with the Burnley player pretending he had been hit in the face to con the ref.
There were also gasps where I was sat when it was replayed on the screens. I was in EL2 almost in line with the incident.
Shame they did not show it on MOTD.
 
People only have to look at what happened, FFS! Pope trapped Bernardo's foot under his knee. It's called 'holding'. The Laws of the Game sanction it with a direct free kick. Tough titty for Burnley that it was inside the penalty area.

I must admit I did laugh at Sean Dyche doing his stint as warm up comedian at the Ardwick Hippodrome. His description of what Bernardo did had me thinking of a triple salchow executed from a trampoline and landing on the gasometer at t'other end of Blue Car Park!

yes its was like a bernard manning joke about seb coe turning up at maine road with a ticket at the wrong gate and the steward saying NOT IN THIS GATE round the other end you know who i am yes said the steward and it will not take you long then will it
 
I've got this picture in my head of him cleaning out his kids, with a knee high 2 footed bone crunching tackle. Then telling them to get up, stop crying, I only brushed against you, you big baby.
Is it just me who thinks Dyche is an over hyped hoofball, thuggish, roll on the floor type manager but everybody loves him because he's a so called tough gravel voiced character?
 
Just wait until we play a real team who will attack us and see how good we are then, like hyper attacking Liverpool or eh Champions Chelsea or ehmm second highest scoring team in Europe Napoli maybe?
 
Is it just me who thinks Dyche is an over hyped hoofball, thuggish, roll on the floor type manager but everybody loves him because he's a so called tough gravel voiced character?
He's English, from the Big Sam school of percentage football - where there are bigger (financial) rewards for playing shitty football and staying up, than attempting to play attractive football and getting hammered occasionally.
 
Fair play to MOTD. It seems a slight refreshing breeze has entered the studio. Can't wait for the full fledged hurricane Guardiola to rip through there!
I miss the days of Hansen and Lawrenson...

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