Mechanophilia.

[better dead than red]

Weirdo. :-) I have something for you. It is inanimate and may turn you on. It isn't metal though. :-)

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Crom!

"Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Weirdo. :-) I have something for you. It is inanimate and may turn you on. It isn't metal though. :-)

No you misunderstand the thread.
I do not make love to cars Darius does.
What do you have me for some kind of dipstick ?

That bot doll was made in Japan deffo.

 

[idahoblues]

"Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

Indeed Barbarian

 

[better dead than red]

No you misunderstand the thread.
I do not make love to cars Darius does.
What do you have me for some kind of dipstick ?

That bot doll was made in Japan deffo.

It's. "Real Doll" top of the line sex doll according to those in the know. But if rich corinthian leather and chrome gives guys a Woodrow why doesn't a fake fit bird?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

In all the exitement I completely forgot to mention that I do have an incredibly small penis

 

[Two Gun Bob]

In all the exitement I completely forgot to mention that I do have an incredibly small penis

It's called a clitoris and all are welcome on the Moons surface.
A facinating subject matter and astounded it did not become a page three.

The new japanese love dolls have vastly improved.

 

[Machiavelli]

It's called a clitoris and all are welcome on the Moons surface.
A facinating subject matter and astounded it did not become a page three.

The new japanese love dolls have vastly improved.

Cheered me up after a tough Monday that @Taxi me old mucker.

 

[PW]

Did anyone see that oddbod on This Morning with his sex robot. It was like a combination of a shop mannequin, an oversized brunette Barbie doll and Stretch Armstrong. I was fucking speechless and when his Vietnamese internet bride coughed that she'd had a threesome with it I nearly choked on my Cocopops. He even sits it in the livingoom watching the tele with the kids, which is like having a great big dildo smack bang in the middle of the coffee table when Balamory is on. This bloke needs his fucking bumps feeling, weirdo. I've tried adding the link from the DM, but not sure I've managed to do it right.

http://dailym.ai/2wUmYBh

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Did anyone see that oddbod on This Morning with his sex robot. It was like a combination of a shop mannequin, an oversized brunette Barbie doll and Stretch Armstrong. I was fucking speechless and when his Vietnamese internet bride coughed that she'd had a threesome with it I nearly choked on my Cocopops. He even sits it in the livingoom watching the tele with the kids, which is like having a great big dildo smack bang in the middle of the coffee table when Balamory is on. This bloke needs his fucking bumps feeling, weirdo. I've tried adding the link from the DM, but not sure I've managed to do it right.

http://dailym.ai/2wUmYBh

That's nowt, I've got a 2 stroke blower in the garage, she starts after the 3rd pull and doesn't answer back