'Cheapskate b*astard shops at Aldi', 'Bought his mum a house', 'Crap gangland tattoo'......yes.
"why isn't he playing?" "why isn't he on loan?", "if only he was at the rags for Rashford and Greenwood as his role model?", "why did he get on an airplane?", "omg, he was late for training", "bought a new car" etc.