Media Thread - 2019/20

[Mike Cledford]

We NEVER broke the transfer record for a goalkeeper
We NEVER broke the transfer record for a defender
We NEVER run out of the Coutinho money
We NEVER had £50million in accounts for digging a hole in Stanley Park
We NEVER turned up pissed & gibbed into grounds
We NEVER blame anyone else
We NEVER had a sugar daddy
We NEVER claim to be socialists but then claim to be Royalty
We NEVER hacked anyone
We NEVER failed to comply with FFP
We NEVER chuck piss at opposition fans
We NEVER got founded by a Tory & claim to be a socialist club
We NEVER try to put staff on furlough
We NEVER claim a song that was sung at every football ground in the 70’s as OUR anthem
We NEVER had a crowd so little as just over 8,000 turn up for a fantastic European Cup night at Anfield
We NEVER think of insignificant clubs such as
Manchester City
We NEVER have a superiority complex
We NEVER spent £35 million on Andy Caroll

Never ever?

 

[Maly]

We NEVER broke the transfer record for a goalkeeper
We NEVER broke the transfer record for a defender
We NEVER run out of the Coutinho money
We NEVER had £50million in accounts for digging a hole in Stanley Park
We NEVER turned up pissed & gibbed into grounds
We NEVER blame anyone else
We NEVER had a sugar daddy
We NEVER claim to be socialists but then claim to be Royalty
We NEVER hacked anyone
We NEVER failed to comply with FFP
We NEVER chuck piss at opposition fans
We NEVER got founded by a Tory & claim to be a socialist club
We NEVER try to put staff on furlough
We NEVER claim a song that was sung at every football ground in the 70’s as OUR anthem
We NEVER had a crowd so little as just over 8,000 turn up for a fantastic European Cup night at Anfield
We NEVER think of insignificant clubs such as
Manchester City
We NEVER have a superiority complex
We NEVER spent £35 million on Andy Caroll

Never ever?

Nope, never

 

[The perfect fumble]

But this is organic money which means more

What! Like a money tree?