Media Thread - 2021/22

[Blue Mist]

Yep he isn’t a blue and has criticised us on many occasions.
But he is one of the very few in his profession with a fully functional bullshit detector and he doesn’t seem to care about being best pals with the majority of the hack pack

And that's why I like Samuel's, any criticism of us is well thought out and honest. I don't want the fawning shite others give to the rags. If the club does something wrong and Samuel's points it out the club need to take note.


The rest can just fuck off.

 

[dickie davies]

Hahahahahahaha

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That headline should read

"I don't think City's players would get pissed and smash their Porches into the airport fence"

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Shock, horror, ex-Liverpool player, turned football pundit, talks……(fill in as appropriate)

In order of stupidity? Hamman, Aldridge, Colleymore.

We all know happens with brick walls and scousers, don’t we Dietmar!

 

[moomba]

Well he's got the Dario Gradi look.

Ha ha, thought the same.

 

[lazerblue]

I notice the washed up skint **** never referenced the story about our alleged association with Russian gambling.

or the taliban

 

[argyle]

Haaman says dumb shit because he knows people will click on it and share it. He probably doesn't believe it but says it because it brings in money.

Sadly, factual, well researched articles dont get the clicks or shares like the clickbait articles that get people wound up.

 

[bluemanchester]

It does beg the question, if our players won’t run through brick walls for Pep, our players aren’t as good, our fans aren’t as good, their players will run through brick walls for Klopp, why are they behind us in the league?

Because there is a brick wall they can't get through.

 

[johnevans]

Lovely use of the English language gdm.
Injudicious--- word of the day.

Indeed.. reminded me of the old 'knock-knock' joke when I was a kid:

'Knock-knock.. Who's there?
Judicious.. Judicious who?
Now hands that judicious can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid..'

No? Oh well, please yerselves..!

And btw.. come on Lads, turn up this afternoon and give everything you've got, leave nothing on the pitch that the media whores can use against us this week..! Come on you Blues!

 

[mexico1970]

Indeed.. reminded me of the old 'knock-knock' joke when I was a kid:

'Knock-knock.. Who's there?
Judicious.. Judicious who?
Now hands that judicious can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid..'

What's big and ugly and does your washing up?

The big green hairy-lipped squid.

 

[Kippax77]

What's big and ugly and does your washing up?

The big green hairy-lipped squid.

Thought this was ending down the Mrs Kippax route then for a moment.

"whats that darling? Yes i'll be down to do the pots in a minute"

I'd better go lads i've been summoned