Media Thread - 2021/22

[GSW Blue]

When those Scouse twats do eventually cause another load of mass fatalities, the UK media will have blood on their hands for not calling them out as being at least partially to blame for previous events including last night!

 

[chesterbells]

Have we heard anything on Mane's "special announcement" yet?

I thought he was off to Bayern.
Bet he won't be allowed to announce that now

Maybe he’ll announce it from the the open top bus today (or is it tomorrow)?

 

[Kippax77]

Maybe he’ll announce it from the the open top bus today (or is it tomorrow)?

Maybe Melissa Reddy will announce it from the safety of the studio.
Unless she's letting off flares at the " no goals scored in 3 finals" parade

 

[nmc]

Maybe he’ll announce it from the the open top bus today (or is it tomorrow)?

Hopefully he will show up in a the full Bayern Munich kit.... FKW

 

[Rochdale Blue]

This is a grown man....

Looks like he could do with some plazzy on his face. What is it about that shower that makes them hate other fans having a good day out and just enjoying themselves.

Liverpool..too posh for plazzy.

 

[laserblue]

This is a grown man....

Apart from their plazzy fans from Dublin, Oslo and Malaysia. Is Aldridge aware that only 6,000 Talibanfield season ticket holders have Liverpool postcodes?

 

[tommybooth]

I doubt Aldridge can count past two.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Professional Scouse Apologist and "journalist" Tony Evans being interviewed on Sky News this morning. He wasn't there but he knows a man who was, so he thinks he's qualified to say what went on.
Had his Red Dipper bingo card out and he nearly called house - not their fault, good humoured, locals trying to get in, victims. He even managed to worm Hillsborough into the conversation.
The interviewer failed to mention there was no trouble at the Madrid end. Or to question why the fck would the locals want to get in the Scouse end with those lawless bastards

 

[cashmereundies]

Liverpool fans returning from from France have spoken of the horrific scenes experienced in Paris. One fan,Billy, who didn't wish to be named (because he had removed his tag) said " wheeen theey wuz pepper spraying uz it wuz like bein fumigated. I wuz avin flashbacks too wen I wuz in Walton wiz al dem bizzies an baarz. Wheen a wuz tryin tooo climb da fence I wuz taken back tooo wheeen dey caught me tryin tooo escape". Another supporter there with his pregnant girlfriend and ten children was quoted as saying " Dem Gendermarie wuz liftin dare body armour an ad Chelsea sheerts on underneef and also ad little Chelsea badges oonda dare lapels.Shud av realised summat was amiss wheen dey broke out into a rendition of one man went to mow before the match". Fortesque Rothschild ( not his real name) spoke about how unfair it was that in the space of a week their and the British media hopes of the Quad had been scuppered. Mr Rothschild (not his real name) went on to say that many of his journalists friends had been in tears at the end of the game and were quick to assure him that they were still the best side in the world. Rothschild (yes nhrn) said one has told him starting with the Community shield they would go all out to promote the idea of the Liverpool five next season and would do their utmost to slur the name of Manchester City.
The authorities in France were asked to comment on events in Paris but we were told nobody was available as they, like everyone else, were to busy pissing themselves at the whinging,entitled,twats.

 

[mat]

"We are trying to report impartially using eye witness accounts of what happened. To do this we now have (insert Scouse journalist name) here give a fair and accurate account of the events...."