Michael Owen is so boring.......

[Cellarite]

he stops at the red traffic lights on Grand Theft Auto.

Next!

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

He makes Alan Titmarsh's autobiography captivating.

 

[Crouchinho]

When he stood next to his waxwork at Maddam Tussauds people didn't know which was the real one

 

[Rascal]

He makes Jimmy Milner look intersting

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

He tapes Songs Of Praise.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Compared to him,watching paint dry seems as enjoyable as having anal sex with Scarlett Johansson

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

He wanks his horses then cleans up after it.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

....God has a sleep when he's on

 

[Stoned Rose]

He reads 'Boring James Milner' and doesn't get it.

 

[allan harper]

Owen is so boring he's a member of the spelling police.