Bigg Bigg Blue
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Cheers for that, every day is a school day.
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Newman Noggs
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Cheers for that, every day is a school day.
I only found out because I realised chewing sugar-free gum "disagreed with me"
Plays By Sense Of Smell
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Onions will do it.
Curries heavy on them (Dopiaza or Balti especially) make for lots of trumps.
But mouthwateringly fragranced ones…
Curries heavy on them (Dopiaza or Balti especially) make for lots of trumps.
But mouthwateringly fragranced ones…
blue wang
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When I was 12 I was havig some sort of stomach ailment. Must've been something I ate. Suddenly my stomach was cramping and I was having cold sweats. I could feel pressure building in my stomach. Being stuck in a classroom my fluctuations had to be a clandestine activity.
So I went to the front of the class, it was a group activity so we could move around. So I let out a little gas, all the while controlling my sphincter as to make no sound. I dropped the bomb then moved to the back of the class. 30s later moans and screaming started. A girl even started crying. It was rancid and acidic. My underwear frayed instantly. They blamed a girl called Roxanne Barber. I did too ( Shame)
Phew I got away with it.
5 minutes later I could feel my discomfort and pressure building up again. I tried yo repeat my sneaky move but my execution" failed me. A high pitched squik was heard and the gig was up.
My teacher made go infront of the class and apologize for being a "gas ball". Fucken embarrassment of note!
So I went to the front of the class, it was a group activity so we could move around. So I let out a little gas, all the while controlling my sphincter as to make no sound. I dropped the bomb then moved to the back of the class. 30s later moans and screaming started. A girl even started crying. It was rancid and acidic. My underwear frayed instantly. They blamed a girl called Roxanne Barber. I did too ( Shame)
Phew I got away with it.
5 minutes later I could feel my discomfort and pressure building up again. I tried yo repeat my sneaky move but my execution" failed me. A high pitched squik was heard and the gig was up.
My teacher made go infront of the class and apologize for being a "gas ball". Fucken embarrassment of note!
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antspider
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Brazil fart porn, my personal favourite
Crooked_rain
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what on earth is that?Brazil fart porn, my personal favourite
I'm With Stupid
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This was a classic record in our house when we were growing up...
Blue Maverick
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No matter how many times I see this I’m in stitches, me and my dad love this film I swear at 79 it will kill him laughing at this film
antspider
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Great , that's what that is ..what on earth is that?
Google it, or don't maybe :)
Crooked_rain
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Great , that's what that is ..
Google it, or don't maybe :)
I reckon I'll give it a swerve