Misheard Lyrics

[kippaxwarrior]

Can't remember the group but the song is love train and the lyrics "there is love" sound like Denis Law

 

[mayo31]

Sister sledge - love in a femidom

Shania Twain - come on my head, whoa o, o, o

 

[tornandfrayed]

Overheard a drunk in a pub singing along to the Glen Campbell classic

'Like a ninestone cowboy'

 

[tommo74]

I heard some kid the other day singing along in the shop to coldplay paradise and he thought the words were parrots eyes

 

[jacko74]

Stone roses - ''I wanna be a dog''

Abba - ''super trouper beans are gonna blind me''

 

[andy h]

There's one on the radio at the moment, dunno who it is but he sings "like the ceiling can't hold us" except to me it sounds like he's singing "like a silicon holder"

 

[robinhood CITY]

My wifes bisexual by Nazareth

 

[dobingsdobber]

Paul Simon,Graceland;
"As if I never noticed the way she brushed her hair and farted"

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Dire Straits - Money for Nothing:

"Custard in the Kitchen and colour TV's".

 

[Barcon]

Oh my, my dear old mate Keef once said to me, "I like Hendrix and all but, what the fuck is up with, "Scuse me while I kiss this guy".
Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche. Pardon.