Misheard Lyrics

[burning blue soul]

cheese scone anyone?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVLfzYkM6Lo[/youtube]

 

[g180aj]

my mate used to sing rythem is a gangster hahahaha!

 

[Blue Mist]

Instead of 'When your chained to the mirror and a razor blade' which was quite topical bearing in mind their drug taking, Mrs Mist thought Oasis sang 'When your shaving with a mirror and a razor blade !!

 

[Super David Silva 21]

With a taste of a poisoned parrot, i'm addicted to you don't yer know thats yours dogs sick.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU[/youtube]

 

[the god Gerry Gow]

Another for me was Michael Jackson don't stop till you get enough.

Always sounded like - keep right on to the post office, don't stop till you're getting off

 

[moonshiner]

John Denver. "You fill up my senses like a knife in the forehead"

 

[Mrmcfc]

Mate of mine used to get born slippy lyrics wrong.
"lager, lager, lager, lager, SHANDY!"

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv2fVaHSISw[/youtube]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Stevie Winwood....Bring me an iron lung (higher love)

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Listen to 'The Love Affair's' 1968 No.1 hit 'Everlasting Love.'
I swear to god the opening line is:-

''Arseholes are strained, deep it hurts, when they glow.'

Check it on youtube, or someone kindly put it up here, I fucking defy you to hear otherwise.