Modern football things old City players wouldnt do

[isab23502]

I can't imagine Joe Corrigan catching a cross.. then running around the area like an over-anxious squirrel with a nut eagerly looking for people to throw the ball to, in the way Joe Hart does

 

[levets]

Wear odd boots...

 

[sir baconface]

Speak a second language.

 

[Carstairs]

Twitter

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Consume three pints of bitter, steak and kidney pudding & mash and smoke five fags less than two hours before a game.

 

[quiet_riot]

Use hair gel or hairbands.

 

[Alan Oakes Shinpads]

Ponytails, gloves(except goalies) snoods, arm warmers

 

[its a Barm]

expect a birthday cake or new car of Swales.

 

[MC ID]

Have every moment of their lives being watched by the paparazzi and then taken out of context to make the worst possible story

 

[Lavinda Past]

Drag their wife/girlfriend, kids, assorted family members, agents, friends, dubious hangers-on, etc onto the pitch to celebrate winning trophies.

Cry when they got tackled

Pull their socks above their knees