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Mods in Limericks
- Thread starter Rascal
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Ducado
Well-Known Member
UUBlue said:de niro said:would anyone mind is i popped this in to the classic threads forum.
nothing but brilliant some bluemooners replies
Don't mind at all. Does that also mean the thread is closed?
No not at all, you could also start a new poetry thread not about Mods you and few others are very talented indeed, one of the best threads I have ever read on here
JoeMercer'sWay
Well-Known Member
UUBlue's a different class with these.
mindmyp's_n_q's
Well-Known Member
Damocles he thinks its his right,
To have his brain work faster than light,
He left work one day,
In a relative way,
And returned home the previous night.
To have his brain work faster than light,
He left work one day,
In a relative way,
And returned home the previous night.
Cellarite
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- 12 Jan 2010
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- Manchester City
i've just wrote out a 9 verse effort but got logged out by the time i submitted it! AAaarrrgghhhh!!!
Cellarite
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- Joined
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Off topic's a very fine place,
discuss politics, religion or race,
recieve tips for a flutter,
find a link to the cutter,
as long as the mods like your face.
It is down here that we all retreat,
whenever man city get beat,
some knee-jerk reactions,
must leave some in traction,
when we're robbed by some black shirted cheat.
A babes contest brings us some fun,
when the forum is looking quite glum,
then an army of perves,
come admiring the curves,
quagmire - "did you finger her bum?".
Jollsbikini annoys everyone,
but the word on the street is he's gone,
the incredible bore,
on the 83rd floor,
that despises the place he comes from.
Sweyn forkbeard is a very strange chap,
and mammutly does talk too much crap,
charliebigspuds-a-gambling,
pigeonho-a-rambling,
and SWP's back offering people a slap.
De niro will sell you a rug,
and mackenzie will offer a hug,
GSC posts the porn,
which gives corky the horn,
whilst jimharri logs off for a tug.
FuZzY and bluebird will flirt,
and we all like a good piece of skirt,
a chat with a MILF,
gives me ideas of filth,
surely one dirty picture can't hurt?
TTT is our resident jock,
blue in cumbria's post are a shock,
prestwich blue's a new mod,
didactic bothers god,
and dam-o-cles would ban the ad-block.
Then there's toma - the token blue taff,
who is wiser than all the riff raff,
thinks he's in with nat pike,
but it's not him she likes,
she told me last night in the bath!
It is all brought together by ric,
on the whole the site's ever so quick,
but it isn't the best,
when we're flooded with guests,
members only could well be the trick.
discuss politics, religion or race,
recieve tips for a flutter,
find a link to the cutter,
as long as the mods like your face.
It is down here that we all retreat,
whenever man city get beat,
some knee-jerk reactions,
must leave some in traction,
when we're robbed by some black shirted cheat.
A babes contest brings us some fun,
when the forum is looking quite glum,
then an army of perves,
come admiring the curves,
quagmire - "did you finger her bum?".
Jollsbikini annoys everyone,
but the word on the street is he's gone,
the incredible bore,
on the 83rd floor,
that despises the place he comes from.
Sweyn forkbeard is a very strange chap,
and mammutly does talk too much crap,
charliebigspuds-a-gambling,
pigeonho-a-rambling,
and SWP's back offering people a slap.
De niro will sell you a rug,
and mackenzie will offer a hug,
GSC posts the porn,
which gives corky the horn,
whilst jimharri logs off for a tug.
FuZzY and bluebird will flirt,
and we all like a good piece of skirt,
a chat with a MILF,
gives me ideas of filth,
surely one dirty picture can't hurt?
TTT is our resident jock,
blue in cumbria's post are a shock,
prestwich blue's a new mod,
didactic bothers god,
and dam-o-cles would ban the ad-block.
Then there's toma - the token blue taff,
who is wiser than all the riff raff,
thinks he's in with nat pike,
but it's not him she likes,
she told me last night in the bath!
It is all brought together by ric,
on the whole the site's ever so quick,
but it isn't the best,
when we're flooded with guests,
members only could well be the trick.
Bill
Moderator
citykev28 said:Off topic's a very fine place,
discuss politics, religion or race,
recieve tips for a flutter,
find a link to the cutter,
as long as the mods like your face.
It is down here that we all retreat,
whenever man city get beat,
some knee-jerk reactions,
must leave some in traction,
when we're robbed by some black shirted cheat.
A babes contest brings us some fun,
when the forum is looking quite glum,
then an army of perves,
come admiring the curves,
quagmire - "did you finger her bum?".
Jollsbikini annoys everyone,
but the word on the street is he's gone,
the incredible bore,
on the 83rd floor,
that despises the place he comes from.
Sweyn forkbeard is a very strange chap,
and mammutly does talk too much crap,
charliebigspuds-a-gambling,
pigeonho-a-rambling,
and SWP's back offering people a slap.
De niro will sell you a rug,
and mackenzie will offer a hug,
GSC posts the porn,
which gives corky the horn,
whilst jimharri logs off for a tug.
FuZzY and bluebird will flirt,
and we all like a good piece of skirt,
a chat with a MILF,
gives me ideas of filth,
surely one dirty picture can't hurt?
TTT is our resident jock,
blue in cumbria's post are a shock,
prestwich blue's a new mod,
didactic bothers god,
and dam-o-cles would ban the ad-block.
Then there's toma - the token blue taff,
who is wiser than all the riff raff,
thinks he's in with nat pike,
but it's not him she likes,
she told me last night in the bath!
It is all brought together by ric,
on the whole the site's ever so quick,
but it isn't the best,
when we're flooded with guests,
members only could well be the trick.
seriously seriously brilliant.
the hidden talent on here is amazing.
mindmyp's_n_q's said:Damocles he thinks its his right,
To have his brain work faster than light,
He left work one day,
In a relative way,
And returned home the previous night.
Best yet IMO.
If you don't mind me adding a verse.....
His black hole of a mind
a mere warp in space/time
was a parsec too far
for those at the bar
but deserved recognition in rhyme
Pride_In_Battle
Well-Known Member
de niro said:citykev28 said:Off topic's a very fine place,
discuss politics, religion or race,
recieve tips for a flutter,
find a link to the cutter,
as long as the mods like your face.
It is down here that we all retreat,
whenever man city get beat,
some knee-jerk reactions,
must leave some in traction,
when we're robbed by some black shirted cheat.
A babes contest brings us some fun,
when the forum is looking quite glum,
then an army of perves,
come admiring the curves,
quagmire - "did you finger her bum?".
Jollsbikini annoys everyone,
but the word on the street is he's gone,
the incredible bore,
on the 83rd floor,
that despises the place he comes from.
Sweyn forkbeard is a very strange chap,
and mammutly does talk too much crap,
charliebigspuds-a-gambling,
pigeonho-a-rambling,
and SWP's back offering people a slap.
De niro will sell you a rug,
and mackenzie will offer a hug,
GSC posts the porn,
which gives corky the horn,
whilst jimharri logs off for a tug.
FuZzY and bluebird will flirt,
and we all like a good piece of skirt,
a chat with a MILF,
gives me ideas of filth,
surely one dirty picture can't hurt?
TTT is our resident jock,
blue in cumbria's post are a shock,
prestwich blue's a new mod,
didactic bothers god,
and dam-o-cles would ban the ad-block.
Then there's toma - the token blue taff,
who is wiser than all the riff raff,
thinks he's in with nat pike,
but it's not him she likes,
she told me last night in the bath!
It is all brought together by ric,
on the whole the site's ever so quick,
but it isn't the best,
when we're flooded with guests,
members only could well be the trick.
seriously seriously brilliant.
the hidden talent on here is amazing.
Completely agree, that's genius :)