More Mario at his best

Rascal

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The source of the story is Manchester City fan and Umbro PR worker Chris Dolan (@chrisdolan), who tweeted the following story on his Twitter page earlier today.

“I've just heard a Mario Balotelli story that betters Tesco & the fireworks...OK, so his mum's over from Italy, asks the cleaner if she has everything she needs.

“Cleaner: ‘No, I need all the practical things - iron etc.’

“Mario's mum: ‘Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we'll go and buy it all’ Cleaner: ‘John Lewis.’

“So Mario's ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand...Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later...empty-handed.

“Cleaner: ‘Er, where's the iron, iron-board etc?’

“Then a big John Lewis van arrives...van contains nothing from the shopping list bt (sic) the following 'practical items': - giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set'.

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it's hard to determine whether or not I love him more for what he does on the pitch or what he does off the pitch
 
mario,is a star,you cannot deny that. but what narks me is the press who always go on about his attitude. ok when he scores,he rarely raises a smile.insisting that this is his job.but whenever anyone scores he is happy for them. did you also clock the goal from aguero.as aguero went to put the ball into the net,with about 4 united players following,mario then held back in loads of space waiting for the rebound to come.he is truly class
 
you know how much more fun and amusing these stories become when he delivers on the pitch.

far cry from grass allergies and costing us the Europa League ;).

It will get to the point, as long as he doesn't step over the line, that he could be the face of anything and its value would just rocket, he's just becoming a footballing celebrity bigger than anyone else.
 

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