Most embarrassing public situation?

First gig I ever did with a band my fingers froze so couldn't play my bass properly and I forgot the words to the three songs I was singing.. I couldn't for the life of me remember even the first line I was an absolute bag of nerves, I felt sick and I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me as so many people were staring at me acting like a fucking idiot with stage fright.
Luckily I overcame it.
 
My 5 year old son is in hospital, went in yesterday and was kept over night and tonight again.
Went into work today having had no sleep and went in to tell the boss to see if I could quit early and very embarrassingly I started crying….fuckin hell I’ve no idea what came over me
Worst thing about it is he’d be an alpha male type boss

Thinking of resigning before Monday morning, total humiliation.
 
IrishBlueSince92 said:
My 5 year old son is in hospital, went in yesterday and was kept over night and tonight again.
Went into work today having had no sleep and went in to tell the boss to see if I could quit early and very embarrassingly I started crying….fuckin hell I’ve no idea what came over me
Worst thing about it is he’d be an alpha male type boss

Thinking of resigning before Monday morning, total humiliation.
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No shame mate you are stressed over your boy, anyone who doesn't understand that isn't an alpha male they're a ****. Hope your boys OK mate.
 
IrishBlueSince92 said:
My 5 year old son is in hospital, went in yesterday and was kept over night and tonight again.
Went into work today having had no sleep and went in to tell the boss to see if I could quit early and very embarrassingly I started crying….fuckin hell I’ve no idea what came over me
Worst thing about it is he’d be an alpha male type boss

Thinking of resigning before Monday morning, total humiliation.
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There's no shame in crying in a family crisis mate. A real man would understand, and you'll probably find that your boss's 'alpha' attitude is just an act.

Go back to work, hold your head up high, and be proud of the fact that you're a bloody great dad. Anyone else who's a dad will understand exactly how you feel.
 
Crooked_rain said:
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you in public? Ever soiled your knickers? Let a big trouser cough slip out? Public boner? Fell over?

Let's hear your stories, it.can be anything
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I went to a nearby village carnival on locals day. Girl I was seeing at the time invited me along, not a village I would normally go to but whatever story set.

On locals day, place is in full fancy dress from about 10am onwards on a Wednesday and is mostly and adults drinking day. We were in a place not massively busy but a fair few people in there. I needed a piss and went up the stairs to the toilets. I walked into the the toilets and thought it was a bit strange because they didn't have any urinals. Whatever...I thought I would take this chance to drop the kids off at the pool at the same time as it was about half past midday/1pm. And then it happened...female voices with their costumes making jangling noises and gossiping as if they had rewritten the Bible 10 times over. About 10 minutes in and I just wanted to escape the cubicle another 2 girls walked in. At this point I had to walk out to the sink calmly and wash my hands. Had a good laugh with all 5 girls as I had to embarrassingly explain the situation.

(Just for clarification, I am using the word girl to describe female adults, all involved were 25+)
 
IrishBlueSince92 said:
My 5 year old son is in hospital, went in yesterday and was kept over night and tonight again.
Went into work today having had no sleep and went in to tell the boss to see if I could quit early and very embarrassingly I started crying….fuckin hell I’ve no idea what came over me
Worst thing about it is he’d be an alpha male type boss

Thinking of resigning before Monday morning, total humiliation.
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That is not embarrassing at all.

I forgot to lock the door in a toilet in monaco train station and was right mid arse wipe when the door opened. I carried on after shouting "ferme le door for fuck sake."
 
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Marklr said:
I once tried getting on an EasyJet plane at Manchester airport to Ibiza. I had a little drink or two to settle my nerves, but they refused to let me on due to the offensive socks I was wearing. that, and I'm a complete **** that thinks it's ok to abuse people just doing their work.
Anyway...I tried acting dead hard to intimate the staff, but that FAILED and i get a smack on the jaw for it!
Then I find out someone filmed it all. I ain't how it looks....
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was that you with the grey shorts and grey hoodie dodgy socks and baseball cap burnleyish accent?
 
A few years ago I was travelling home on the train from Euston to Manchester and needed to take a piss. I was in the quiet zone, coach A, right at the front. For those familiar with those trains there is a toilet just through the door, but it was out of order. A little further up there was another toilet, one of those large ones with a button you press to open it and the door slides open. The button was green meaning it was free so I pressed it and as it started to slide open a huge scream came from within. To my horror sitting on the toilet is a huge African lady, knickers around her ankles pointing and shouting at me. I don't know who was more traumatised me or her lol. Now once the door has started to open there is no stopping it until it's opened all the way. I'm trying to avert my eyes shouting to her, "Press the button, press the button!" Eventually it opened fully, she pressed the button and it slowly started to close. I shouted again, "You've got to lock it." And she did as I scurried off to find another toilet.
 
paulchapo said:
A few years ago I was travelling home on the train from Euston to Manchester and needed to take a piss. I was in the quiet zone, coach A, right at the front. For those familiar with those trains there is a toilet just through the door, but it was out of order. A little further up there was another toilet, one of those large ones with a button you press to open it and the door slides open. The button was green meaning it was free so I pressed it and as it started to slide open a huge scream came from within. To my horror sitting on the toilet is a huge African lady, knickers around her ankles pointing and shouting at me. I don't know who was more traumatised me or her lol. Now once the door has started to open there is no stopping it until it's opened all the way. I'm trying to avert my eyes shouting to her, "Press the button, press the button!" Eventually it opened fully, she pressed the button and it slowly started to close. I shouted again, "You've got to lock it." And she did as I scurried off to find another toilet.
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The worst and most unnecessary design in history, those toilet doors.
 
IrishBlueSince92 said:
My 5 year old son is in hospital, went in yesterday and was kept over night and tonight again.
Went into work today having had no sleep and went in to tell the boss to see if I could quit early and very embarrassingly I started crying….fuckin hell I’ve no idea what came over me
Worst thing about it is he’d be an alpha male type boss

Thinking of resigning before Monday morning, total humiliation.
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no shame in that mate, we are all human and some times things get on top of us, all been there at some point where the tears just come, definitely nothing to be embarrassed about at all
 
I'm With Stupid said:
The worst and most unnecessary design in history, those toilet doors.
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Plus the seats they put facing the door. I’ve been on many a train where someone forgot to lock the door.

The funniest one that happened to me was when I was using it once. I had locked the door but a foreign gentleman outside clearly didn’t understand how it worked and somehow managed to pull the door open with his hands, peeping into the cubicle like Jack Nicholson before realising his mistake.
 
Citizen of Legoland said:
Plus the seats they put facing the door. I’ve been on many a train where someone forgot to lock the door.

The funniest one that happened to me was when I was using it once. I had locked the door but a foreign gentleman outside clearly didn’t understand how it worked and somehow managed to pull the door open with his hands, peeping into the cubicle like Jack Nicholson before realising his mistake.
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I had someone on a plane a few weeks ago who was in there for ages and clearly didn't know how to lock the door. A steady stream of people came up and opened the door. You'd think by the third one, he would have figured out how to lock it.
 
crublue1 said:
Not me, but a mate of mine shat himself whilst walking along in Vegas.
He was wearing shorts and it was all down his legs, a right mess.
He dipped into some bushes off the sidewalk, and used his shirt to clean up the worst of it, then chucked the shirt away.
So he's then faced with a mile long walk back to the hotel. Cop car stops, and he almost gets arrested for public nudity (it's illegal in Vegas to be topless)
He explains the situation and they let him go.
Gets to the hotel lobby, the belagio i think, and it's double security checks as there's been a bomb scare.
Spends an hour at reception stinking of shit, no top on, with dried shit all on his legs.
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But apart from that, did old shitty shorts have a lovely time. That's the main thing.
 
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