Most embarrassing public situation?

[Magicpole]

Honestly, I'd fess up if it were me, when he tells the story it's fucking hilarious.
And it's only a small part of a disastrous trip, which included 2 incidents of lost luggage, a missed connection flight, an unforeseen 500 dollar restaurant bill, and a cruise ship abandon ship alarm.

Had any of you cunts been cursed by a gypsy, or other supernaturally connected entity?

Normally I dont believe in any of that bollocks, but I'm starting to wonder.

 

[mexico1970]

The worst and most unnecessary design in history, those toilet doors.

A lot of hotels these days have glass doors on the toilets actually in the hotel room which is fucking weird and unnecessary.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

A lot of hotels these days have glass doors on the toilets actually in the hotel room which is fucking weird and unnecessary.

Ah, for when you're on your honeymoon and you want to watch your beautiful new bride take a shit.

 

[mexico1970]

Ah, for when you're on your honeymoon and you want to watch your beautiful new bride take a shit.

Hahahahahahahaha

It's a trend that's becoming popular which I find completely weird and probably only ever used so that the cleaners can clean the room easier and it makes the hotel room look bigger.

Imagine turning over at night (You've just picked up Mzz Knightley from a club 4 hours before) to see her forcing one out on the porcelain through the glass door :)

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Ah, for when you're on your honeymoon and you want to watch your beautiful new bride take a shit.

Hahahahahahahaha

It's a trend that's becoming popular which I find completely weird and probably only ever used so that the cleaners can clean the room easier and it makes the hotel room look bigger.

Imagine turning over at night (You've just picked up Mzz Knightley from a club 4 hours before) to see her forcing one out on the porcelain through the glass door :)

En suite bathrooms are no good. My ex wife could shit like a cow and nobody needs to hear that while lying in bed

 

[mancboy]

Hahahahahahahaha

It's a trend that's becoming popular which I find completely weird and probably only ever used so that the cleaners can clean the room easier and it makes the hotel room look bigger.

Imagine turning over at night (You've just picked up Mzz Knightley from a club 4 hours before) to see her forcing one out on the porcelain through the glass door :)

I stayed in a hotel that had that glass door nonsense in the ensuite in the room with just two lines of frosted glass to hide your modesty, im not sure how they assumed that everybody was the same fecking height but there we go.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

This probably isn't the most embarrassing thing I've ever done but it happened very recently so I might as well post it.

I passed my driving test a couple of months ago. The other night I was driving in Manchester city centre. Usually when I'm heading into town I come through via Reddish and Gorton and park up behind the Tobacco Factory on the edge of the Green Quarter, near Angel Meadows.

But I was heading somewhere right in the centre of town on this occasion, so I decided to go via the A6 and come up Great Ancoats and park in the Northern Quarter. Pretty quickly after turning off Great Ancoats I got stuck in a one-way system I didn't know very well, and I was holding up some traffic behind me, so I just took my first left into order to get out of the way.

Turned the wrong way straight into a fucking one-way road that's also a cycle lane. Three cyclists, two pedestrians, and a van driver, all looking at right me going the wrong way down a one-way street that was also reserved for cyclists. Thankfully they weren't shouting, but they were laughing. Just tried to avoid eye contact and waited for the ground to swallow me up. I got off the road and parked up nearby and went back to check the junction.

Yep. No left turns signs everywhere, at least three of them. I'd just missed them in a panic while I was trying to get out of everyone else's way. There were little cameras on every set of traffic lights, so now waiting for a letter in the post asking for £100 and dreading getting points on my license. Days after taking my P-plates off as well. An honest mistake but fuck me I just wanted to go home after that.

Are you Eddie off Early Doors?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

20 odd years ago the wive and I were driving around a certain very rural part of Spain in an area we were looking at moving too. For hours we'd trawled country tracks and deserted roads looking for property and all day we'd seen no one and nothing but vultures, it has very hot , sweaty and sticky. After a while of seeing absolutely no one and getting really uncomfortable driving I decided to rearrange myself 'downstairs'. I pulled over, got out, took my shoes off and dropped my pants in a vain effort to remove my undies. I opened the back doors...a Renault Kangoo car/van vehicle and lay down with my legs and arse in air and removed my pants and undies....at exactly the same time a Ford Transit flatbed full of Spanish council workers drove slowly past followed by a cloud of dust. The Mrs by now was beside herself and couldn't breath for laughing, god knows what the blokes in the pick up thought....

 

[Tuearts right boot]

the rag with the zebra pants and the lady in red at Sunderland who was bouncing up and down until she heard the Sunderland fans cheer have to be up there

That woman gets me every time I watch it....looks like she's just followed through

 

[mike1923]

Was on holiday and had gone down to the pool so put the sign on the hotel room door letting the room service people know they can come in and clean

At some point went back up to the room for a shit and forgot to take the sign off

Croatian cleaning lady came in to me sat on the loo dropping a log

 

[happy_blue_apple]

A lot of hotels these days have glass doors on the toilets actually in the hotel room which is fucking weird and unnecessary.

Ah yes, I hate this.

Absolutely useless if you're sharing a room with someone, unless you're into that kind of thing.

I had a hotel room like that a couple of months back and just ended up going to the nearby train station to drop a log in their bogs

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Ah yes, I hate this.

Absolutely useless if you're sharing a room with someone, unless you're into that kind of thing.

I had a hotel room like that a couple of months back and just ended up going to the nearby train station to drop a log in their bogs

From my experience, Accor hotels have this design hence I avoid them like the plague!!

 

[Barcon]

Was on holiday and had gone down to the pool so put the sign on the hotel room door letting the room service people know they can come in and clean

At some point went back up to the room for a shit and forgot to take the sign off

Croatian cleaning lady came in to me sat on the loo dropping a log

I just grabbed my phone, opened up Bluemoon, read your last line and said, “fuck it. Give me my reading glasses”.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I just saw some unfortunate wearing a red shirt with sharp emblazoned across the front. I can't think of a more embarrassing situation that that!