Most pain you've been in

[charliebigspuds]

Just last week I woke up at 3 in the morning with the worst headache ever, took painkillers and put a pillow over my head which usually worked whenever I had migraine but this fooker felt like my head was exploding, twenty mins later and I'm about to smack my head off the wall to knock myself out it's that bad anyway mrs calls ambulance, in hospital they gave me some strong painkiller injection which put me to sleep. Wake up 5hrs later feeling like shit and talk to the doctors who told me Id had a cluster headache which beats sawing into the muscle in my calf, abscess in my face which swelled up like the elephant man and dislocating my ankle that bad that the sole of my foot was looking up at me in the face.

pfft.....gay^^^

 

[SiMCFC]

Tore the ligaments in my knee at the same time dislocating it, legging it through a field, foot went into a rabbit hole, dog jumped on me and I twisted it right round as I attempted to carry on running... Went down like a sack of shit, stood up and boom collapsed in a heap! That killed!

Second one was sharpening a knife, girlfriend shouted me and I looked away as I sliced straight up the side of my hand from the wrist upwards and straight across the top of my thumb... Looked at it, saw the skin start to peel open and blood spray up the wall, I ran to the bathroom and actually screamed! (piss funny now) girlfriend came in thinking I was pissing around and rushed me to A&E with a towel wrapped round my hand dripping blood down my arm! Now that didn't hurt at all until I was in the car and it felt like someone was stamping and stabbing my hand

 

[toby]

Trapped my hand in a lathe when it was spinning very lucky I didn't take my hand off and a stupid thing to do .

At least it wasnt your left tit;)

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[jordinho09]

Got my ankle caught in the spokes of a bike when I was getting a backy. Chipped part of my ankle and had a hole in my heal. I've still got the scar now.

 

[charliebigspuds]

Got my ankle caught in the spokes of a bike when I was getting a backy. Chipped part of my ankle and had a hole in my heal. I've still got the scar now.

really gay^^ at least Greggo had an headache

 

[bobmcfc]

Child birth.
Twice.
End of thread.

Have to agree

Childbirth three times. End thread now

Thats bollocks, you wouldnt have a second child if it was that bad :)

Women die in labour and believe me it hurts a lot. You could try a demonstration with a gala melon and your anal passage if you need a better understanding or perhap we can take a pair of surgical scissors and cut your arse open without anesthetic so you can experience the delights of an episiotomy ;)

 

[charliebigspuds]

Have to agree

Childbirth three times. End thread now

Thats bollocks, you wouldnt have a second child if it was that bad :)

Women die in labour and believe me it hurts a lot. You could try a demonstration with a gala melon and your anal passage if you need a better understanding or perhap we can take a pair of surgical scissors and cut your arse open without anesthetic so you can experience the delights of an episiotomy ;)

gayist^^^

 

[Stuart]

Five tumours growing out of the vertebrae at the top of my spine, growing against the nerve roots, sending pain down my arms and my shoulders/back which put me on the floor within an instant.
I'm glad the chemotherapy shrunk the fuckers, as after a few month it was starting to piss me off.

During my 'yoof' experiencing having a pick axe rammed into the top of my left leg stung a bit too.

 

[adammck]

Have to agree

Childbirth three times. End thread now

Thats bollocks, you wouldnt have a second child if it was that bad :)

Women die in labour and believe me it hurts a lot. You could try a demonstration with a gala melon and your anal passage if you need a better understanding or perhap we can take a pair of surgical scissors and cut your arse open without anesthetic so you can experience the delights of an episiotomy ;)

Even though us males will never know the pain a women goes through in birth, I believe the pain is similar to pissing out a kidney stone.

 

[andyhinch]

Trapped my hand in a lathe when it was spinning very lucky I didn't take my hand off and a stupid thing to do .

At least it wasnt your left tit;)

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Derik and Clyde have you no comedy appreciation