did anyone see Motd last night. I happened on it be accident and they has a top 10 strange things happening on a football pitch. That was entertaining enough but the personal stories from Lineker and Wright were even better. From Wright growing his fingernails so he could 'scratch centre backs' and lamping Steve Bruce in the tunnel and running away to Lineker shitting himself in a game for England and rubbing his arse along the pitch like a dog to clean himself up. I must lead a sheltered life as these stories were new to me. Pretty entertaining stuff and better than their usual punditry.