My ARse Fell Out!!!

[samy]

Couldnt find the balls to ask me girlfriend to marry me im too young wait for a bit.... How much of a shit bag am I

 

[paddystyle]

depends if your over 40 your a shit bag

 

[bluemanc]

If you are a girl.this could get very interesting.

 

[paddystyle]

If you are a girl.this could get very interesting.

outta luck i'm afraid,though i could probably let on,is there any girls on this site?

 

[staffs_blue]

Couldnt find the balls to ask me girlfriend to marry me im too young wait for a bit.... How much of a shit bag am I

nah,fuck marriage mate.its just a piece of paper ;-)

 

[vonksbignose]

Couldnt find the balls to ask me girlfriend to marry me im too young wait for a bit.... How much of a shit bag am I

Wish I was that much of a shit bag mate!

£35,000 it cost me to be a brave bastard! Won't be makin that mistake again any time soon!

 

[paddystyle]

Couldnt find the balls to ask me girlfriend to marry me im too young wait for a bit.... How much of a shit bag am I

Wish I was that much of a shit bag mate!

£35,000 it cost me to be a brave bastard! Won't be makin that mistake again any time soon!

fucking hell,who did you marry,kerry katona?

 

[jimharri]

Couldnt find the balls to ask me girlfriend to marry me im too young wait for a bit.... How much of a shit bag am I

Wish I was that much of a shit bag mate!

£35,000 it cost me to be a brave bastard! Won't be makin that mistake again any time soon!

fucking hell,who did you marry,kerry katona?

Don't be silly Paddy. She comes cheap. A couple of bottles of Vladivar with Kerry and you'll be ploughing the dirt track all night!!

 

[paddystyle]

your right jim,you'd need at least two bottles in you to stab her

 

[mammutly]

If you are a girl.this could get very interesting.

PMSL.

The problem with your arse falling out as you propose is that you lose all credibility right there

 

[Swales lives]

Couldnt find the balls to ask me girlfriend to marry me im too young wait for a bit.... How much of a shit bag am I

Any pictures?

 

[jimharri]

your right jim,you'd need at least two bottles in you to stab her

Rather my left hand thanks!

 

[BingoBango]

I thought this thread was about the guy who started farting when he sneezed/coughed.

I'm hugely disappointed.

 

[ratherdeadthanred]

latest statistics show over 1 in 3 marriges end in divorce,not trying to put you off but for finacial reasons i hope your right!

 

[felixbg]

wouldnt it be funny if his missus came online here and read about his whole dilema !!!