My drunken attempt at poetry . . . . im so sorry

[100%manc]

it was the night before the derby and way down south, you'll bump into utd fans with shit coming out their mouths. the chinese rags cant get here coz of the volcanic ash, and ugly gary Chuckle still cant grow a tash. The blue moon is rising, utd know they're fucked, their time is running out, Their bank account is shut. So this the song i will sing. Blue moon forver more , Move over red dippers coz we're in the top 4 . . . . . .


coat is on, taxi is here and ill just stick to photoshopping i think

 

[Matt Diablo]

stick to ya immense photoshopping fella;}

 

[kidash]

reworked :)

it was the night before the derby and way down in the south, you'll bump into united fans with shit comin out their mouths, and all the rags can't get here due to volcanic ash, they won't be at the derby cos they're not all proper mancs. the blue moon is finally rising and united know they're fucked, their time is running out now and their bank account is shut. and this is the song all city fans will sing, blue moon forever more, move over red scouse and watch out chelsea cos we're in the top 4

 

[NPBlue]

I did have a chuckle at that......

I don't think the Queen will be contacting you anytime soon, though.

What tune were you listening to when you wrote it?

 

[davymcfc]

i have one....... united are wank, no money in the bank and wayne rooneys missus is a fuckin skank.
thats more of a rap actually.<br /><br />-- Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:48 am --<br /><br />

reworked :)

it was the night before the derby and way down in the south, you'll bump into united fans with shit comin out their mouths, and all the rags can't get here due to volcanic ash, they won't be at the derby cos they're not all proper mancs. the blue moon is finally rising and united know they're fucked, their time is running out now and their bank account is shut. and this is the song all city fans will sing, blue moon forever more, move over red scouse and watch out chelsea cos we're in the top 4

i saw you in alty tesco last night

 

[100%manc]

I did have a chuckle at that......

I don't think the Queen will be contacting you anytime soon, though.

What tune were you listening to when you wrote it?

No music . . . I was having a poo at the time and forgot to take in newspaper to read so that dangerous habbit of mine kicked in . . . I started thinking.

Im glad it wasnt a 20 wiper or there could have been 30 verses

 

[The Beast 111]

Loving that fella!

 

[kidash]

i have one....... united are wank, no money in the bank and wayne rooneys missus is a fuckin skank.
thats more of a rap actually.

-- Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:48 am --

reworked :)

it was the night before the derby and way down in the south, you'll bump into united fans with shit comin out their mouths, and all the rags can't get here due to volcanic ash, they won't be at the derby cos they're not all proper mancs. the blue moon is finally rising and united know they're fucked, their time is running out now and their bank account is shut. and this is the song all city fans will sing, blue moon forever more, move over red scouse and watch out chelsea cos we're in the top 4

i saw you in alty tesco last night

should have said hello! then again, i wouldn't recognize anyone off here, got a memory like a fucking goldfish, talk to so many on here.

 

[Freestyler]

stick to ya immense photoshopping fella;}

beat me to it! haha


oj andy :)

 

[CTID1988]

Somebodys pissed.....