My ex wife has started an OnlyFans, what should I do?

[Johnny Mars Bar]

So I think my ex wife and mother of my son has started an OnlyFans account. She told me she only works 16 hours a week but she wants for nothing and even took the lad on holiday to Florida. It doesn't add up. A first I thought she was cheating benefits.

Recently her friend let on to me that she's started an OnlyFans to make extra money and does it from her bedroom.

And last weekend when I went to pick the lad up her really pervy next door neighbour was stood at the front door with his hands down his pants giving me a funny look.

 

[N1985]

First of all I'd knock on next door and fill the busy **** in. He's about to grass her up and they'll be sniffing round your grow house next and your financials.

 

[aguero93:20]

And last weekend when I went to pick the lad up her really pervy next door neighbour was stood at the front door with his hands down his pants giving me a funny look

First of all I'd knock on next door and fill the busy **** in

Leave @snorky alone, he's just trying to find it.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Her friend sounds a right busy ****

 

[blueinsa]

If the OP gives me £9.99 a month he can watch me banging her no problems.

 

[Blue Mist]

When I'm not issuing parking tickets I work for the dss fraud department. If you send me over some pics, (not the ones of snorkys knob) I'll see if it warrants getting her in for a 'this can be dealt with 2 ways you little minx' interview.

 

[BimboBob]

Tell her to do it with the curtains open so the busy no mark next door can jack off and then have a heart attack. He sounds like a virgin so be prepared for his window to look like a painters radio.

 

[snorky]

When I'm not issuing parking tickets I work for the dss fraud department. If you send me over some pics, (not the ones of snorkys knob) I'll see if it warrants getting her in for a 'this can dealt with 2 ways you little minx' interview.

Pmd you some mate.

 

[Oystercatcher28]

Am the only one that still thinks OnlyFans is a supporters group for ice hockey or summat?!

 

[BimboBob]

Am the only one that still thinks OnlyFans is a supporters group for ice hockey or summat?!

Yup.