My missus and her psycho ex

[Andy Dale]

I can put you in touch with a few relatives if you like .
One of them had a similar problem with an ex .
After being tied bollock naked to a wooden chair on Blackstone Edge in the freezing cold and threatened with an axe . . . . He packed his bags the next day and now lives in Bournemouth .

 

[pinkwheeltrim]

I can put you in touch with a few relatives if you like .
One of them had a similar problem with an ex .
After being tied bollock naked to a wooden chair on Blackstone Edge in the freezing cold and threatened with an axe . . . . He packed his bags the next day and now lives in Bournemouth .

I like this! That's the Rochdale way of dealing with things!

Or maybe you could dress him up as a school girl (I'm sure you've already got the costume) and drop him off at a Heywood takeaway. The lads in there would do the business in the flat upstairs free of charge!

 

[uwe28]

Send Phil Jones round!!!

 

[andyhinch]

What I don't get is why would you post it on here? If it was me I'd be keeping very quiete, hoping the police didn't find a body at the bottom of a lake, with a motorway traffic cone shoved up his arse. Not a good way to go.

 

[Quicksilva21]

There's always the age old turd in the mailbox......

 

[Goo]

Send Phil Jones round!!!

Haha

 

[andyhinch]

Send Phil Jones round!!!

Haha

Is it just me, or do you think Frankenstein's monster with a large butt plug inserted ?

 

[kaz7]

Send Phil Jones round!!!

Haha

is that the last day at sunderland photo or does he always look like that?

 

[Goo]

Send Phil Jones round!!!

Haha

is that the last day at sunderland photo or does he always look like that?

It's the only down side to re-watching the match v QPR!

 

[Churchill123]

Does he have a car? There are ways you could inconvenience him by messing around with that. As Vincent Vega once said, 'you do not mess with another mans vehicle', however where ***** like this are concerned I think there can be an exception. Fuck that car up, (if he has one).

I've heard of paint stripper poured all over a car in the middle of the night before. It's as snide as anything but causes untold damage.

Brake fluid does a great job of lifting paint off a car :)<br /><br />-- Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:58 pm --<br /><br />

Does he have a car? There are ways you could inconvenience him by messing around with that. As Vincent Vega once said, 'you do not mess with another mans vehicle', however where ***** like this are concerned I think there can be an exception. Fuck that car up, (if he has one).

I've heard of paint stripper poured all over a car in the middle of the night before. It's as snide as anything but causes untold damage.

Brake fluid does a great job of lifting paint off a car :)