My New Boss!!

[samy]

New boss just started at work she is a peach 27 and fit as fu** no wedding ring either me and her are gonna be working together for the next 2 months... Gt a chance at least ant I ???

 

[johnmc]

No

 

[johnny on the spot]

Don't waste your time mate. Odds on she's done the deed with someone upstairs to get the job in the first place.

 

[TimmyP]

No

Haha!! Nothing like being straight to the point!!!

 

[Banned Tosspot]

You'll probably only get as far as sniffing her chair.

 

[samy]

I can be pretty charming and I get a vibe shes into the yoiung boys like me.....Got to try me luck ant I

 

[quiet_riot]

Judging by your posts, I'd give you one piece of advice: don't write her a love letter.

 

[samy]

Judging by your posts, I'd give you one piece of advice: don't write her a love letter.

HA ha I no mate. Thanks

 

[Simon Le Tom]

Offer her a back rub and expect one in return, when she does, remind her your back is actually located by your cock.

blatently robbed from superbad

 

[Goaters]

Just tell her straight that you fancy a bit of fun and you would give her a good time whenever she wanted. Maybe guarantee that you could give her an orgasm as well just to put the icing on the cake.

She would respect you as a person and probably give you a pay rise.

 

[TFC]

Judging by your posts, I'd give you one piece of advice: don't write her a love letter.

LMFAO!

 

[jimharri]

You been asked to "work late" yet?

 

[BlueSniffer]

Pics?

 

[jimharri]

Pics?

Obligatory on here. For er, research you understand!

 

[samy]

Ill get a pic but if its anyones bird on here IM SORRY!!!

 

[Anonymous]

A woman scorned ...... be careful , do or say the wrong thing an' it could be curtains for you (and your career) ........ if sh'e interested in you at all she'll probably make the first move ..... even then it would be still be a risk!

Of course if you ain't at all bothered about riskin' your job (or any present relationship that you might have) , give it a go!

 

[johnmc]

Follow her in to the store room and slip her the finger. If your any good at stirring the pud shes yours.

 

[nyCitizen]

Just tell her straight that you fancy a bit of fun and you would give her a good time whenever she wanted. Maybe guarantee that you could give her an orgasm as well just to put the icing on the cake.

She would respect you as a person and probably give you a pay rise.

Follow her in to the store room and slip her the finger. If your any good at stirring the pud shes yours.

great advice, what bluemoon is for

 

[jimharri]

"Jenkins! I have a problem in the stationery stockroom that needs sorting. Can you come in and help me with it please?"

 

[bluemike]

Ill get a pic but if its anyones bird on here IM SORRY!!!

Come on, where's the pic?