My Niece stinks

[scotty123]

had to pinch my foreskin together so I didn't wet my pants you fucker!

-- Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:52 pm --



Yeah, yeah... fat fuckers say its never their fault either

And the OPs niece is both...A heffer lump and a smelly twat

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dignitas.ch/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dignitas.ch/</a> There you go OP. Good luck

The OP will be delighted when he comes back on this thread and sees Bluemoon's solutions range from euthanasia to bumming.

Just an average Bluemoon day then!

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Have her stay at your house for a few days as you obviously care a lot about her. Fill the fridge with celery, lettuce, carrots and all that veggie bollocks. Fruit etc.

Make sure she has a bath every night (Quite how you do that without keeping one eye in the dooor crack and being renamed Uncle Forrest is anyones guess..) and encourage her to use all the fancy cleaning products. The dove soap, clearasil, matey bubble bath, stardrops ....

When she questions why the chicago towns in the freezer have post it notes on them saying Kelsey, NO tell her you're trying to help her lose a bit of chub and it might stop her honking like a wet dog

Good luck! We're all rooting for you Kelsey x

 

[BlueHammer85]

Masterbate in front of your niece and tell her your not going to stop until she gets rid of her offensive odour

 

[crizack]

heres what ive found. say, ''listen, I am telling you this because if the situation was reversed, and if it ever is, I would want someone to tell me. I think you should know that you have a bit of a body odor problem''.

 

[Blue Smarties]

heres what ive found. say, ''listen, I am telling you this because if the situation was reversed, and if it ever is, I would want someone to tell me. I think you should know that you have a bit of a body odor problem you fat smelly whore''.

With a bit of a tweak, we're onto a winner here crizack.

 

[stony]

Shoot her in the head and bury her under the patio. Due to her being a fat fucker it will take a while before she stops smelling(more of her to decompose) but she will eventually stop humming.

 

[andyhinch]

Shoot her in the head and bury her under the patio. Due to her being a fat fucker it will take a while before she stops smelling(more of her to decompose) but she will eventually stop humming.

Dumping her in a lake would be a more expedient option

 

[johnny on the spot]

- Offer her a lift to school/college one morning.
- Take a detour and pull into a hand car wash.
- Both of you get out of the car.
- Pay the lads for a full wash and valet.
- Get back in the car.
- Drive off and leave her.

Even if you only go round the block and pick her up after five minutes, the lads get paid and she gets the hint.

 

[Bobinho]

Super glue 100s of magic trees to a baseball bat and club the lazy fat cow until she gets that new car smell.

this had me in hysterics.........and is possibly the only solution

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

heres what ive found. say, ''listen, I am telling you this because if the situation was reversed, and if it ever is, I would want someone to tell me. I think you should know that you have a bit of a body odor problem you fat smelly whore''.

With a bit of a tweak, we're onto a winner here crizack.

I've chucled heartily at this for a good couple of minutes.