Tuearts right boot
Well-Known Member
Keep popping out of my cup holder and I then have to dig them out from under the seat of the van plus you cant feel them in your pocket as much.
A picture of your good lady (or your wife, whichever you prefer) might help lend some background to your tale.I was interviewed by The Sun on a day out in London and the guy conned me into thinking that Beckham was going to be on the new tenners.
I went apeshit until the wife told me I was a childish tosser for worrying about Beckham.
You can call fake fatty all you like, just don't wake the wife :-0Calling @nimrod!
You're a wat?It's okay mate.
I am indeed a twat.
But now I've dieted, I'm less of a twat.