New Jokes Thread

kevodevo said:
BlueTaylor91 said:
WTGD!! said:
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Hahaha
did not know ollie hardy was in that one!

Sorry to be pedantic but as a Laurel & Hardy fan you Shirley mean Stan Laurel?
 
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkchDf3doW8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkchDf3doW8</a>

Classic
 
After the last minute title win by city . a utd fan threw a tantrum and chucked his season ticket in the bin.
His wife cracked him one and went and got the remote back out of it !
 
News just in:
Police have reported that a female vocalist has been found dead inside the grounds of Old Trafford.She is described a being a rather obese woman and has apparently been missing for some time. The last sighting of her alive was on Sunday 22nd April 2012 at around 2pm and witnesses say she looked like she was warming up her vocal chords ready for song.
A suspect,Mr.S.Pienaar has been taken in for questioning on suspicion of manslaughter.
 
Colleen Rooney and Carla Kompany are in a beauty parlour. Beautician says, "Before you go, girls, we're promoting a new fragrance. Any chance of you trying it out?"

Colleen says, "Go on, then", and the beautician sprays it on her wrist, Colleen sniffs and says, "That's fucking awful. Wayne would hate it. Smells like something a whore would use."

Carla says, "Spray it on me. Not bothered. My husband doesn't know what a whore smells like."
 

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