New neighbours

[Gaz76]

Had a new couple move in next door, they seem alright and I've spotted he's a blue, but he also seems a bit weird, clocked him spying on the Mrs last night when she was pegging the washing out, any advice blues?

 

[heslops barnet]

Just give him a smack, warn him off your Mrs & go for a few beers with him later

 

[KS55]

Threesome or a swap if he has a woman.

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Had a new couple move in next door, they seem alright and I've spotted he's a blue, but he also seems a bit weird, clocked him spying on the Mrs last night when she was pegging the washing out, any advice blues?

Come on Gaz.. we all do it!.. don't we? :-[ Ooh it's just me then. Joking aside, just let him know you seen him clocking her and you can have her if you want her. Just make light of it but whilst also marking his card and him knowing he's been rumbled. That's because he's a blue, if he was a rag I'd drag the **** over the edges, butt him and stamp on his head! :)

 

[TinFoilHat]

Who was she pegging whilst putting the washing out?

 

[nicko]

Were you spying on him, spying on her?

Lots of espionage going on in your street.

 

[MCFC1993]

Ah i'm familiar with this type of neighbour, you need a housewarming gift, anything with currants, a bottle of creme de cassis might do the trick.
Should keep his eyes off of your Mrs for an hour or 2.

 

[Gaz76]

The cheeky **** has just knocked round, reckons he has pictures of my Mrs pussy, and some cat shit in his garden, told him straight, I'm currantly too busy raisin a family to put up with this nonsense, the worlds full of fruitcakes and nutters

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Who was when pegging whilst putting the washing out?

Obviously the wife is a bit of a contortionist and would attract any man’s attention whilst completing those acts simultaneously.

 

[Gaz76]

Obviously the wife is a bit of a contortionist and would attract any man’s attention whilst completing those acts simultaneously.

Infairness mate her contortionist days are behind her, added pic due to forum rules

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Infairness mate her contortionist days are behind her, added pic due to forum rulesView attachment 168659

Oh I don't know, looks like she could sink into that sofa and leave no trace at any second.

 

[Gaz76]

Oh I don't know, looks like she could sink into that sofa and leave no trace at any second.

Thanks mate, stunner ain't she

 

[city5189]

Had a new couple move in next door, they seem alright and I've spotted he's a blue, but he also seems a bit weird, clocked him spying on the Mrs last night when she was pegging the washing out, any advice blues?

Twat ;)

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Had a new couple move in next door, they seem alright and I've spotted he's a blue, but he also seems a bit weird, clocked him spying on the Mrs last night when she was pegging the washing out, any advice blues?

You need to check if its @city5189
Claims to have new neighbours and when he was putting out his bin, he spotted the new neighbour was his ex.

He is very perturbed at the moment.

 

[Gaz76]

You need to check if its @city5189
Claims to have new neighbours and when he was putting out his bin, he spotted the new neighbour was his ex.

He is very perturbed at the moment.

Really? Wow

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Really? Wow

The thread he opened a few hours ago.

"So basically we've recently moved house to a lovely area.wife and kids love it,
Not seen any neighbours yet but wife has spoke to them, anyway putting the bins out last night spotted next door neighbour and it's only a girl I dated back just before I got with currant wife,
This wouldn't be a problem but we split up after she discovered I cheated with her mate,I know but I twas young and dumb.
At this point I should add wife is batshit crazy about ex girlfriends of mine, ( you all know what woman are like)
Should I tell her and have to deal with ear ache for next god knows how long or keep quiet and hope ex keeps her mouth shut."

 

[mayo31]

The peeper became the peepee

 

[Gaz76]

The thread he opened a few hours ago.

"So basically we've recently moved house to a lovely area.wife and kids love it,
Not seen any neighbours yet but wife has spoke to them, anyway putting the bins out last night spotted next door neighbour and it's only a girl I dated back just before I got with currant wife,
This wouldn't be a problem but we split up after she discovered I cheated with her mate,I know but I twas young and dumb.
At this point I should add wife is batshit crazy about ex girlfriends of mine, ( you all know what woman are like)
Should I tell her and have to deal with ear ache for next god knows how long or keep quiet and hope ex keeps her mouth shut."

Blimey I wonder if it's the same guy, going to have a word with the Mrs when she gets home from fat fighters

 

[Blue Mist]

I have the same situation.
Me and the Mrs saw this house it was perfect for what we wanted so we bought it.
3 days after we'd moved in I realised my next door neighbour was my ex.
I hope to fuck he never tells my wife.

 

[Gaz76]

I have the same situation.
Me and the Mrs saw this house it was perfect for what we wanted so we bought it.
3 days after we'd moved in I realised my next door neighbour was my ex.
I hope to fuck he never tells my wife.

What a bummer