New Year resolutions

[Sir peace frog]

I’ve got a big slimy clit like growth from my top right inside gum and the ache from my mouth is reaching my eye. So I’m gonna clean my teeth more in 2019.

What is this clit thing you talk about, for a friend obviously

 

[dickie davies]

In a world inhabited by rags and scouses and pigmol it is a doomed resolution, it would be easier not to have a wank for 12 months.

If I last till Thursday night then it will have been a success
As for wanking, well that was broken an hour ago

 

[abu13]

I’ve got a big slimy clit like growth from my top right inside gum and the ache from my mouth is reaching my eye. So I’m gonna clean my teeth more in 2019.

No wonder my missus is always complaining I,ve been looking for it in the wrong place for years

 

[snorky]

To be nice to drone.

BMR is a ****.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

No point me making any, I never stick to em.

 

[west didsblue]

I’m going to ignore abuse from thesaurus wielding ignorant dotards that can lead to threads being pulled.

 

[aguero93:20]

I'm going to try to be more hedonistic.

 

[Zubrman]

As a Doctor I suggest gargling with salt water.

 

[snorky]

I'm going to try to be more hedonistic.

Dictionary scoffing ****

 

[jimharri]

If I last till Thursday night then it will have been a success
As for wanking, well that was broken an hour ago

You obviously had too tight a grip if you broke the thing.

Spoiler: Gently does it