Newspeak/slang or whatever.

[buzzer1]

Does anybody know how this works? Stay with me,please.

Right, you take a name and change the words, the only way i can describe it is if i put a few out there for you.

William Shakespeare = Billy Rattledagger.

Peter Beards Lee = John Moustache Wrangler

Bamber Gascoigne = Frankie Leccypenny.

You can change the first name to anything you want to.

I first heard this a few years ago and i pissed my sides for yonks, i have'nt met anyone that does this but after the Wigan game some random pisshead in a bar mentioned it to me when we got back to St Helens, very drunk and about 2am, i couldnt believe it and was again, pissing my sides. I'm gonna be pissing my sides at some of you lot not understanding it and the replies i'm gonna get.
Ah well, its all good, someone must have heard of this before.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Wayne Rooney - Dick Head


Still trying to get my head round it but I think I've almost got it.

 

[buzzer1]

Wayne Rooney - Dick Head


Still trying to get my head round it but I think I've almost got it.

Now for that twat, i would say somert like, John Koala ankle. (Roo Knee)

 

[wrongun73]

still on wayne rooney...... richard cranium?

 

[buzzer1]

still on wayne rooney...... richard cranium?

Come on Wrongun.

 

[Skashion]

Newspeak is double plus good.

 

[buzzer1]

Newspeak is double plus good.

Ffs Skashion, don't confuse the issue maaan.

 

[Skashion]

Newspeak is double plus good.

Ffs Skashion, don't confuse the issue maaan.

Oldspeak thoughtcriminal!

 

[buzzer1]

Ffs Skashion, don't confuse the issue maaan.

Oldspeak thoughtcriminal!

I know mate, did'nt like the Newspeak title as its everything that i'm against, ie Orwellian etc. Hey ho, can you help me or do i need help?

 

[Skashion]

Oldspeak thoughtcriminal!

I know mate, did'nt like the Newspeak title as its everything that i'm against, ie Orwellian etc. Hey ho, can you help me or do i need help?

What exactly do you need help with, other than with escaping from the thinkpol?