nicknames you have for your wife(when talking to your mates)

[burning blue soul]

we have all done it - be honest - you know you have!!

my favourite nickname for the mrs is BONESAW

she earned this name after i watched the cage fighting scene spiderman 1.

As spidey is trying to get away from the man mountain, Bonesaw says my wifes favourite line "you're going nowhere"

so now when i am planning my next booze up with my mates in the pub, its "i'll run it past Bonesaw first"

anyone else got any?

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

My mate calls his ex 'The Bullet' because he reckons he dodged a bullet by not being with her anymore.

 

[tueartsboots]

The Boss or Love of my Life !

 

[Eddie]

"That moaning cnut"

 

[burning blue soul]

"That moaning cnut"

would there be a funny story that goes with that one at all?

 

[Eddie]

"That moaning cnut"

would there be a funny story that goes with that one at all?

Unfortunately not. I also appreciate it's not big or clever, but it fairly refelcts the reality of the situation I feel.

 

[simonk]

my mate insisted on calling my then girlfriend Sharon.
She is called Cheryl

He stopped after getting a full pint tipped in his lap

 

[blue John]

Mrs Blue John

 

[tueartsboots]

Mrs Blue John

I thought you just looked over at her and said" Oi, you BJ " ;-p

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Lol @ Eddie and myleftfoot, fucking brilliant