- Plays Falcao onside.
- Has not got a fucking clue where the 18 year old on debut is for the second.
- Gives away a penalty.
And those are just the highlights, he made so many other mistakes and was bailed out by Monaco wasting chances, Sagna, Stones and Fernandinho covering him.
Please god, Kolarov better be fit for the away leg.
I know he has his loyal defenders but he was absolutely fucking abysmal tonight, it was just like the Chelsea game. Oh and I lost count of how many times he gave the ball away with his attempt at long passes which have the pace and trajectory of a sand wedge.
My sand wedge goes hard along the floor. I presume you didn't mean that...