Nigel de Jong facts

[mancity89]

To anyone whos ever seen chuck norris facts this will help you

There is no Ctrl button on de jongs PC, as he is always in control.
De jong is sueing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around him.
De jong can take out 2 scousers in one tackle.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks under the bed for de jong.
De jong can slam a revolving door.
Nigel De jong played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Anyone else care to add a few?

 

[nu774ll]

When De Jongs doing a push up, it aint a push up - hes pushing the earth down!!

 

[mancity89]

Nigel De Jong can unscrammble an egg

 

[Blue Coop]

Nigel De Jong can walk into KFC, order a BigMac... and get one.

 

[claytob]

Nigel De Jong can split an atom. With his bare hands.

 

[Kinky Dribbler]

Nigel de Jong doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Nigel de Jong gave aspirine a headache.

Nigel de Jong doesn't kill two birds with one stone, he kills two stones with one bird.

 

[wayne71]

NDJ ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

[kiran111]

Are you guys just copying the Berti thread and putting De Jongs name in?? I think so!

 

[claytob]

Ha ha ha this too funny, thanks for seeing how funny this is, here's another:

The active ingredient in Red Bull is De Jong's sweat

 

[Scottyboi]

de jong never crys instead he lives off making others cry.
nigel's dad was mr t and his mum was wonderwoman
Nigels boots are handmade from ice from the very top of everest.