Uncle Wally One Ball
Well-Known Member
Its not new and its not unique to footballers.
In 1982 or 1983 I was at Old Trafford with my grandad for Lancs v Kent. Chris Tavare was opening the batting for England at the time and a starstruck UWOB went to him with his much loved autograph book. 'Hello Mr Tavare, please would you sign my book, its great to see an England cricketer'.
The horrible smarmy looking moustachioed twat barely looked over and said 'Im warming up at the moment, cant you see?'
I walked back across to my old grandad with a quizzical look on my face and told him what just happened. He lost it, marched over, took the book with him, and i heard him say 'sign the boys book you horrible bastard, now'.
He fetched it back, gave it to me, and that night I ripped the page out anyway
In 1982 or 1983 I was at Old Trafford with my grandad for Lancs v Kent. Chris Tavare was opening the batting for England at the time and a starstruck UWOB went to him with his much loved autograph book. 'Hello Mr Tavare, please would you sign my book, its great to see an England cricketer'.
The horrible smarmy looking moustachioed twat barely looked over and said 'Im warming up at the moment, cant you see?'
I walked back across to my old grandad with a quizzical look on my face and told him what just happened. He lost it, marched over, took the book with him, and i heard him say 'sign the boys book you horrible bastard, now'.
He fetched it back, gave it to me, and that night I ripped the page out anyway