Non-teachers nicknames

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

The teachers nickname thread got me thinking. There are a load of nicknames between mates and colleagues, and here are some of them. Anyone got a similar list?

I know or work with:

Rob the leg
The Worm
Tommo
Fat Nev
Rhod the God
Deaf Jeff
Boring Andy
Rain Man (deep thinker)
Mike the Murderer
Paul the wall (car accident)
Dai De-Fib (cardiac trouble)
Dean the marine
Phil the farmer
Strongbow
Leeroid
Carcus
Plank
Muzzy
Noel (surname is Edmonds)
Tea boy
Singe (as in St John, posh bloke)
Loy (Roy, but a liking for Thailand and its offerings)
Huw the thief
Max Headboard
High Noon (surname Noon but lacking in stature)
Stavros
Loins (serial dating site joiner)
Mad Mark (bipolar)
Waterboy (lazy eye)
Blade (not the sharpest of blokes)
Brain (Brian, but a bird he was seeing couldnt spell and would text him that)
Clyde (longest arms on a human being)

 

[Barcon]

I work with a guy that we call Mike the murderer as well.
Ricky two socks
Ginger balls
Lee Bob
Schnitzel
Sally

 

[stony]

Our Sean was called "Thrush" by the regulars in his local because he was an "irritating ****"

 

[smudgedj]

Knew a bird nicknamed Semtex as she would blow anything.

 

[better dead than red]

Mostly my work colleagues but we have some nicknames

Buffalo Joe (like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs)
Vanilla Gorilla
Magic Mike
Lemony Sniffit (allegedly likes dirty knickers)
El Chapo
Buddha
Frenchy
Shemp
Turkey Lurky
Glassman (he gets hurt a lot)

 

[happy daze]

Radio 1 (hearing aid)
Drain Rod (well hung)

 

[Norks]

Used to work with a QS we called Photo Finish as he had an arched back and leant forward all the time

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Bernie ballbag, walked like John Wayne.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Best one I heard was "Drillbit"......



....he was a boring tool

I used to work at the same place as a bone idle Scouser (are there any other varieties), and he'd do anything to get out of his normal day-to day job, so he used to get involved in everything to keep him away from work.
So he'd get the names "Nick Faldo"... been on more courses than...
or
"Lester Piggott"....been to more meetings than

Lazy Scouse twat

 

[Joe CurryGan]

Blister ..... always appears when the work is done