Northwich Man To Sue Greggs After Having Sex With A Pasty

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Has to be in the running for headline of the year
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[foxy]

Where was he putting the sausage role?

 

[stony]

He looks like a rag.

 

[kaz7]

Shouldn't have put it in the microwave first
The pasty i mean

 

[RightTurnClyde]

I much prefer a ringed doughnut.

 

[BimboBob]

He looks like a fine upstanding member of the community.

 

[foxy]

He should have gone for the baps

 

[dronefromsector7g]

He misread the sign. It's 'master bakers' not masturbators.

 

[mancunial]

Wondered why the condems put twenty p tax on a pasty

 

[jimharri]

*cue men shuffling nervously on chair whilst staring at their feet and whistling some tuneless ditty*

Not me of course.