NYE

Funny you should mention easter eggs, I think they have been appearing in the shops since about bonfire night. Never realised cream eggs were seasonal - I really fancied one in the summer but none about.

The thing is with easter eggs is that they have huge religious significance. Apparently jesus was in a cave and some fucker blocked it with an easter egg, because he had long hair he was dead strong and he rolled the egg out of the way. Mary made him cut his hair off and he lost all his strength so they captured him and made him stand on a cross.


I think that is what happened anyway.
 
The thing is with easter eggs is that they have huge religious significance. Apparently jesus was in a cave and some fucker blocked it with an easter egg, because he had long hair he was dead strong and he rolled the egg out of the way. Mary made him cut his hair off and he lost all his strength so they captured him and made him stand on a cross.


I think that is what happened anyway.
On your own now mate, the zealots will kick off when they read that.
 
Going up the pub this afternoon, maybe a 2-7 shift or similar. Home for grub before all the lids come out. Maybe a glass of wine with a film and bed before all the bollocks outside starts
 
Not at all. I just think that in the short time between the birth of Jesus in December and his chocolate egg related demise three or four months later we shouldn't take the piss out the fairy story.

As always you make a very good point and one that I will take on board a bit like that Noah bloke did when it flooded in York. Although why he let 2 scousers on board I will never understand.
 
As always you make a very good point and one that I will take on board a bit like that Noah bloke did when it flooded in York. Although why he let 2 scousers on board I will never understand.
He didn't. They jibbed in while he wasn't looking.
 
staying in, watch a film on firestick have a couple of beers and then bed b4 all the fireworks go off
 
The thing is with easter eggs is that they have huge religious significance. Apparently jesus was in a cave and some fucker blocked it with an easter egg, because he had long hair he was dead strong and he rolled the egg out of the way. Mary made him cut his hair off and he lost all his strength so they captured him and made him stand on a cross.
I think that is what happened anyway.
Nearly right, They all sang "Always look on the bright side of life" at the end.

Well, that's what I saw on "The greatest (fairy) story ever told".
 

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