NYE

The thing is with easter eggs is that they have huge religious significance. Apparently jesus was in a cave and some fucker blocked it with an easter egg, because he had long hair he was dead strong and he rolled the egg out of the way. Mary made him cut his hair off and he lost all his strength so they captured him and made him stand on a cross.


I think that is what happened anyway.

Wrong. Jesus rolled the egg back, popped his head out and saw his shadow. This resulted in six more weeks of winter, thus causing us to go to Cuba.
 
I was forced into going to busy pubs where you couldn't get served and forced to pretend to be happy for donkeys years,i'm going to end the day how i started,lying in bed surfing on the tinterweb through my smart tv,this place is great that way
 

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