Obscure questions that need answering

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

That's a funny fucking date.

It was. She said she was a Star Wars fan so I tried to impress her by winging it with some Obi Wan Kenobi quotes.

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

I've said it before but what would happen if Pinochio said "My nose will now grow"?

 

[talkativesprout]

I've said it before but what would happen if Pinochio said "My nose will now grow"?

Geppetto will touch him in their special way again

 

[666mcfcchris]

why does it take more than an instant to make instant coffee ?

and why are flea markets called flea markets, Ive never seen flea's for sale.

If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[666mcfcchris]

If you travelled away from a light source faster than the speed of light, with another light source closing faster than the speed of light in the opposite direction, would you be able to observe your own form?

yes. bore draw week after week

 

[666mcfcchris]

Why does it say 'may contain nuts ' on the side of a Nuttella jar ?

Probably the same reason it says "suitable for vegetarians" on Sainsbury's roast beef crisps. PC horseshit

 

[mad4city]

If America is the ''land of the free'' how come I have been here 7 years and never found anything yet for free?

I was directed to a YouTube video, the other week where the uncle (named, Meaney) of a guy from around the corner from me, found himself on a game show with the great, Groucho Marx, just a couple of weeks after arriving in New York.

Groucho: And how are you finding life in America, so far?
Mr. Meaney: Ah, sure tis Gods country...
Groucho: Is that right..?
Mr Meaney: Tis! Sure, only God could afford it here!

Even Groucho applauded that line.

 

[rushts]

What if oxygen is poisonous, but takes on average 70/80 years to kill you?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

What if oxygen is poisonous, but takes on average 70/80 years to kill you?

start smoking.

 

[666mcfcchris]

As the moon is moving away from the earth it is just the time we live in. Just like in the future we will not be able to see any stars.

you make it sound like the Earth and the moon are getting divorced, and the moon is getting the telly and the netflix sub