Rascal
El Presidente
“Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up the drain pipe
To his full height. On, on, you noblest Scousers.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of theives!
Fathers that, like so many Boswells,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And pocketed their giros for lack of argument:
Dishonour your mothers; if you know her and attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you your first hub caps
Be copy now to scruffs of grosser blood,
And teach them how to wank. And you, good yanker,
Whose limbs were made in Norway, show us Oslo
The mettle of your thieved hoard; let us swear as normal
That you are not worthy of your foul breeding; ;
For all of you so mean with stanleys ,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like muggers in the allies,
Straining upon the start. The robbery afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'Gold for sale, hub caps and cars
Blues celebrate in Mancunian bars
Hold hard the breath and bend up the drain pipe
To his full height. On, on, you noblest Scousers.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of theives!
Fathers that, like so many Boswells,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And pocketed their giros for lack of argument:
Dishonour your mothers; if you know her and attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you your first hub caps
Be copy now to scruffs of grosser blood,
And teach them how to wank. And you, good yanker,
Whose limbs were made in Norway, show us Oslo
The mettle of your thieved hoard; let us swear as normal
That you are not worthy of your foul breeding; ;
For all of you so mean with stanleys ,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like muggers in the allies,
Straining upon the start. The robbery afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'Gold for sale, hub caps and cars
Blues celebrate in Mancunian bars