Official Champs League Joke Thread

[MCRJON]

WANTED ONE WELDER TO PUT THE ROOF BACK ON A BUS. Apply to Old Trafford.

Are you going to the parade tomorrow. Full details at <a class="postlink" href="http://www.overconfidentbastards.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.overconfidentbastards.com</a>

Severe flood warnings accross the UK as the whole country pissed itself

Tickets to Rome £500, Beer Money (spent no on beer) £250, Watching Ronaldo realise hes nothing compared to Messi. Priceless

What does a United fan say to his son after watching the mighty reds retain the Champ League. "Turn the playstation off now son its late"

 

[The Pink Panther]

For Sale.............

25,000 Champions League Winners flags
Very good condition. Only waved for nine minutes.

 

[Trigger]

FOR SALE: 68000, "WE WON IT 4 TIMES" T-SHIRTS!

iDEAL FOR WINDOW CLEANING OR WIPING YOUR DOGS ARSE

CALL O161 0202020
AND ASK SIR ALEX BACONFACE-TWAT

 

[Russ218]

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The Man U parade bus reversing back into the garage.

 

[MCRJON]

SWINE FLUE OUTBREAK IN ITALY

50,000 United fans pig sick

 

[maccistani]

Panic on the streets of London, Panic on the streets of Birmingham... Manchester Celebrates

 

[shadygiz]

Que sra sra
whatever will be, will be
they went 2 italy
and got fucked off eto n messiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Corky]

Van Der Sar banned form drinking Jagerbombs.


















The shots go straight through the old twat...

 

[Nevizade]

All these are brilliant lads keep them coming! I live near Birmingham and I always get wound up by plastic rags about the 33 years, ruining football etc. Time to get my own back now =P

 

[Freestyler]

FOR SALE

1. red and white open top bus
2. 500 bottles of brut champagne
3. 1,000 prawn vol-au-vonts

Surplus to requirements.