Oh dear, Paddy Crerand....

[bobbyowenquiff]

I was unfortunate enough to play at the swamp in 2003, was in the bar after the game, Crerand was in there, I had a bottle of Budweiser went to get a piss, came back and he was drinking my bottle, I asked him why he was drinking my bottle, he turned to me and just laughed the wanker

Went on a corporate ticket for one Derby game at the swamp (the one when Joey Barton scored) and ended up sitting next to him at a table. He was legless and started abusing Martin Edwards (the toilet voyeur) who was sitting nearby. I confess that I was egging him on (but didn't let on that I was a Blue)

 

[The Salfordian]

He personifies that club , a more vile individual you'd be hard pressed to find..

 

[pride in battle]

Absolute wanker of the highest order

 

[aguero93:20]

Don't forget the Faux sadness for a great man when he goes!!

Fucking hell, tell me about it. I was thinking I missed the minutes silence.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Did no-one ever tell him that the more excuses you use, the more like bullshit it sounds?

 

[Wigan_Citizen]

Horrible old pisscan.

 

[The Salfordian]

The human version of a clinker ..

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Fucking hell, tell me about it. I was thinking I missed the minutes silence.

Do the rags do candles or is that just the grief monkeys ?

 

[ancoats]

should have done the fergie and say am i was about to shit my pants and could not see the car coming with the concentration and the pressure of holding my cheeks together and the stink coming from a wet fart just about 60 seconds before and the windows steamed up and the mrs went into shock and the stench and smell put me in a trance and all went blank and next thing am back in glasgow officer

 

[Mike N]

I saw him out lately and he's a proper doddery old man now. Surprised he's still driving, I wouldn't want a lift off him, even if he was sober!

 

[cookster]

Don't forget the Faux sadness for a great man when he goes!!

Just thinking the same.
Now expect when any Rag gets sick to read endless stories from half of BM telling us that they did loads of charity work and have a family so are no longer massive bellends!

 

[Briggs1969]

Yep. A total prick, him and that other scummy ex rag Willie Morgan!

 

[Bewar3them00n]

After hearing Pep had signed a contract extension, it drove him to drink.....

 

[Stoned Rose]

I was unfortunate enough to play at the swamp in 2003, was in the bar after the game, Crerand was in there, I had a bottle of Budweiser went to get a piss, came back and he was drinking my bottle, I asked him why he was drinking my bottle, he turned to me and just laughed the wanker

how did this tale conclude?

 

[Tanzeylee]

Piss can ****

 

[Ban-jani]

Absolute fucking prick

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Do the rags do candles or is that just the grief monkeys ?

Rags favour banners and flags.

And duvet covers.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

For sale: black Audi, slight front end damage, drivers seat stinks of piss.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

For sale: black Audi, slight front end damage, drivers seat stinks of piss.

How much?

 

[City Raider]

Used to play footy with his lad Danny and drink quite a lot in his old boozer in Alty. Robson and a few players were pretty regular in there, I was only young and a bit awe struck. But looking back, they were all knobs.