Um Bongo.
I had a mate who actually e-mailed the the President of the Congo (f*ck knows how he got the e-mail address), to ask if they really did drink Um Bongo. He didn't get a reply.
This was actually a cinema advert, but it definitely got watched a lot by me in the early days of online video.
Clearly, those sieve heads have got no taste buds, because Smash tastes f*cking awful."they peel them with their metal knives"